Easily amused
You've seen those lovely "relaxation waterfalls" for your desk. They're always marked "Makes a great gift!" or some such. How much would you expect to pay for this handsome pseudo-stone object that brings the soothing sound of falling water to your office? $30? $50? More? No! Right now, all you have to do is work at Wee Tiny College, and your office will come pre-equipped with your very own waterfall. But this is no tiny desk accessory, ladies and gentlemen. It's built right into the wall and ceiling! Best of all, your personal mini-cataract is maintenance-proof, defying all attempts to stop its flow. Call now and we'll even include this attractive little red pail to prevent your bookshelves from being drenched!
/sarcasm
I'm not complaining, mind. It's starting to border on amusing. As long as black mold doesn't set in. Oh look, Boss Lady brought doughnuts!
/sarcasm
I'm not complaining, mind. It's starting to border on amusing. As long as black mold doesn't set in. Oh look, Boss Lady brought doughnuts!