They've got to be kidding...
So today I received some very disturbing junk mail. Everyone gets junk mail: "You've just been approved for a credit card," "We're selling homes in your neighborhood," "please donate to such and such," and so on. But I have never heard of anyone receiving junk mail from the scooter store! Yes, I was sent mail from the scooter store that claimed it had a "free mobility test" and that I could be "pre-approved" for my very own scooter even if my medicare did not cover the cost, which is good since I'm not on medicare. And why am I not on medicare? Because the damn idiots at the scooter store are about 40 years too early! I was temped to take the "self eveluation" and see if would "pre-qualify" for my very own scooter but I was too disgusted to do anything but throw the junk in the trash where it belonged. The people at the scooter store really need to double check their mailing lists for birth years before wasting their time and more trees.