Apparently I'd be a big slut if I could be...
Okay, since it's 1am and I should be in bed, what do I do? Spend a few minutes doing a meme about who I'd sleep with if the opportunity were to arise. Heh. Yeah, suuuure. Well, it doesn't hurt to dream, right?
Meme #964597295: People Cat Would Totally Get Her Freak On With If Life Were Fair
Bold the ones you'd have sex with anytime; italicize the ones you'd sleep with for money; strikeout the ones you'd never, EVER consider; leave those plain whom you don't know. Add three of your own.
ETA: Ok, the sister brought some things to my attention that I figured I should change. So I was trying not to bold like EVERY person on here, which is why a few are italicized. But she's right, I would totally do them without money exchanging hands. Was trying to appear as less of a slut bag, but oh well. Might as well be honest. And let's face it, at this point, I might just be willing to sex up anyone. Anyone
I'm also adding Em's 3 to my list, because, EDDIE IZZARD! How did I forget about him?
1. Joel Tobeck
2. Craig Parker
3. James Phelps - the twins totally do it for me in the books, I like my men funny! But I don't quite lust after the movie version
4. Oliver Phelps
5. Tom Felton
6. Rupert Grint - shut up. I'm so going to hell.
7. Garrett Hedlund
8. Draco Malfoy
9. Eric Bana
10. Achilles - the Brad version, yes?
11. Colin Farrell
12. Daniel Radcliffe - Gah. Hell in a handbasket.
13. Emma Watson - no desire. at all.
14. Elijah Wood
15. Dominic Monaghan
16. Viggo Mortensen
17. Alan Rickman - ok, I like him and everything, but he's older than my DAD!
18. Jason Isaacs
19. Lucius Malfoy
20. Jack Sparrow - love johnny depp and all, but jack's kinda dirty
21. Legolas Greenleaf
22. Carlos (from Love Actually)
23. Brian Kinney - he'd never do me though...maybe I could watch?
24. Justin Taylor - ditto
25. Emmett Honeycutt - too nelly for me, but he could give me fashion tips!
26. Shane (from The L Word) - YUM! Kate Moennig, purrrrr
27. Angelina Jolie - a thousand times yes
28. Jessica Alba
29. Drew Barrymore
30. Melanie Marcus
31. Ben (from QaF)
32. Michael Novotny
33. Johnny Depp
34. Jensen Ackles
35. Doc Roe (Band of Brothers)
36. Older Simba (The Lion King) - have sex with...a lion? Buh-what?
37. Liam Neeson
38. Christian Bale
39. Hayden Christensen
40. Jude Law
41. Keanu Reeves
42. Ewan McGregor
43. Hans Matheson
44. Hugh Jackman
45. Heath Ledger
46. Agamemnon
47. Priam
48. Anthony Hopkins
49. Edward Norton
50. Kiefer Sutherland
51. Billy Boyd
52. Merlin Luck (Aus Big Brother)
53. Karl Urban
54. Gollum/Smeagol
55. Dobby
56. Cardboard Cut out Legolas - ok, if someone paid me, it could be pretty damn funny
57. Daniel Johns (Silverchair)
58. John Mayer
59. Avril Lavigne - agggghhhhh! wash your mouth out with soap!
60. Mark Ferguson
61. Josh Duhamel
62. Jonathan Rhys-Meyers
63. Keira Knightley
64. Kiran Shah (frodo's scale double)
65. Leopold (from Kate and Leopold)
66. Andy Serkis
67. Sean Bean
68. Orlando Bloom
69. Brad Pitt - guh. yes please?
70. Tobey Maguire
71. Jason Statham
72. Jake Gyllenhaal
73. James Franco
74. Jennifer Garner
75. Mr. Sark (Alias)
76. Tim Drake (Robin III)
77. Nate Grey (X-Man)
78. Xander Harris
79. Zac Hanson
80. Chris Kirkpatrick
81. Iggy Pop
82. JC Chasez
83. Melanie Chisholm
84. Paris - too much of a womanizer
85. Ben Affleck
86. Justin Timberlake
87. John Cusack
88. Lance Bass
89. Peter Wingfield (Methos)
90. Colby Donaldson (Survivor: Australia)
91. Ron Weasley - shut up. I have a thing. it's called obsession.
92. James Marsters - how was he not on here before?
93. Spike - ok, so maybe they're the same person. but not! one's british. heh.
--- and Em's additions:
94. Eddie Izzard Going with what Em said here - twice, one time with him in drag and one time not
95. Joey Fatone
96. Johnny Castle (Dirty Dancing) - Would anyone NOT sleep with him? Those hips! That gyrating! Guh.
Apparently I'd sleep with a LOT of people, and you wouldn't even have to pay me!
Also, my mood's not really "horny" (I swear!), but I figured it was appropriate.
Meme #964597295: People Cat Would Totally Get Her Freak On With If Life Were Fair
Bold the ones you'd have sex with anytime; italicize the ones you'd sleep with for money; strikeout the ones you'd never, EVER consider; leave those plain whom you don't know. Add three of your own.
ETA: Ok, the sister brought some things to my attention that I figured I should change. So I was trying not to bold like EVERY person on here, which is why a few are italicized. But she's right, I would totally do them without money exchanging hands. Was trying to appear as less of a slut bag, but oh well. Might as well be honest. And let's face it, at this point, I might just be willing to sex up anyone. Anyone
I'm also adding Em's 3 to my list, because, EDDIE IZZARD! How did I forget about him?
1. Joel Tobeck
2. Craig Parker
3. James Phelps - the twins totally do it for me in the books, I like my men funny! But I don't quite lust after the movie version
4. Oliver Phelps
5. Tom Felton
6. Rupert Grint - shut up. I'm so going to hell.
7. Garrett Hedlund
8. Draco Malfoy
9. Eric Bana
10. Achilles - the Brad version, yes?
11. Colin Farrell
12. Daniel Radcliffe - Gah. Hell in a handbasket.
13. Emma Watson - no desire. at all.
14. Elijah Wood
15. Dominic Monaghan
16. Viggo Mortensen
17. Alan Rickman - ok, I like him and everything, but he's older than my DAD!
18. Jason Isaacs
19. Lucius Malfoy
20. Jack Sparrow - love johnny depp and all, but jack's kinda dirty
21. Legolas Greenleaf
22. Carlos (from Love Actually)
23. Brian Kinney - he'd never do me though...maybe I could watch?
24. Justin Taylor - ditto
25. Emmett Honeycutt - too nelly for me, but he could give me fashion tips!
26. Shane (from The L Word) - YUM! Kate Moennig, purrrrr
27. Angelina Jolie - a thousand times yes
28. Jessica Alba
29. Drew Barrymore
30. Melanie Marcus
31. Ben (from QaF)
32. Michael Novotny
33. Johnny Depp
34. Jensen Ackles
35. Doc Roe (Band of Brothers)
36. Older Simba (The Lion King) - have sex with...a lion? Buh-what?
37. Liam Neeson
38. Christian Bale
39. Hayden Christensen
40. Jude Law
41. Keanu Reeves
42. Ewan McGregor
43. Hans Matheson
44. Hugh Jackman
45. Heath Ledger
46. Agamemnon
47. Priam
48. Anthony Hopkins
49. Edward Norton
50. Kiefer Sutherland
51. Billy Boyd
52. Merlin Luck (Aus Big Brother)
53. Karl Urban
54. Gollum/Smeagol
55. Dobby
56. Cardboard Cut out Legolas - ok, if someone paid me, it could be pretty damn funny
57. Daniel Johns (Silverchair)
58. John Mayer
59. Avril Lavigne - agggghhhhh! wash your mouth out with soap!
60. Mark Ferguson
61. Josh Duhamel
62. Jonathan Rhys-Meyers
63. Keira Knightley
64. Kiran Shah (frodo's scale double)
65. Leopold (from Kate and Leopold)
66. Andy Serkis
67. Sean Bean
68. Orlando Bloom
69. Brad Pitt - guh. yes please?
70. Tobey Maguire
71. Jason Statham
72. Jake Gyllenhaal
73. James Franco
74. Jennifer Garner
75. Mr. Sark (Alias)
76. Tim Drake (Robin III)
77. Nate Grey (X-Man)
78. Xander Harris
79. Zac Hanson
80. Chris Kirkpatrick
81. Iggy Pop
82. JC Chasez
83. Melanie Chisholm
84. Paris - too much of a womanizer
85. Ben Affleck
86. Justin Timberlake
87. John Cusack
88. Lance Bass
89. Peter Wingfield (Methos)
90. Colby Donaldson (Survivor: Australia)
91. Ron Weasley - shut up. I have a thing. it's called obsession.
92. James Marsters - how was he not on here before?
93. Spike - ok, so maybe they're the same person. but not! one's british. heh.
--- and Em's additions:
94. Eddie Izzard Going with what Em said here - twice, one time with him in drag and one time not
95. Joey Fatone
96. Johnny Castle (Dirty Dancing) - Would anyone NOT sleep with him? Those hips! That gyrating! Guh.
Apparently I'd sleep with a LOT of people, and you wouldn't even have to pay me!
Also, my mood's not really "horny" (I swear!), but I figured it was appropriate.