Teh Smackdown Battle Ben vs. Brian
It has came to my understanding that there are some in our beloved fandom that do not think Ben Brucker is the hottest most beautifulest and smartestest man on a little show you may be familiar with, Queer as Folk. I was most shocked at this revelation of perceptual ineptitude.
WHADAYAMEANYOUDON'TTHINKBENISTEHHOTTEST?!?!?! *pouts*
I thought I would put together a visual essay comprised of pictorial evidence, along with my canon based synopsis.
After much very careful consideration, I think you will completely agree with me on Ben's winness and yes that is a real world, but we will discuss word usage a bit later.
Now, on with what matters...the evidence
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The first example of Ben's winness, and yes, winness is a word. Wanna see my SAT scores? is how he can so take Brian...Brian's gonna be toast, Brian's gonna be toast...did you hear my sing song voice there?
I love it when Brian and Ben go all alpha male. It makes my heart go pitter pat.
ZOMG did you see the size of Ben's neck, *faints* But you know Roid Rage is well hmmmm let's move on
Brian and Ben both lift weights. Let's see who has he better technique.
Uh oh...I think Ben has to help Brian out here.
Yep, Brian needed a bit of help.
Now let's move on to the CRUCIAL aspect of a manliness, dancing. Yes, dancing. Let's compare Brian and Ben all sweaty, with glitter reflecting off of their bronzed skin. *licks a wee bit* *SLURP*
OH NOES *iz skeered* how did that get in there?
Must have brain bleach, must have brain bleach....
OKKKKK much better. *stares*
Oh sorry what was I talking about?? *wipes drool, puts on a very serious face*
Let me preface this with the words of Justin.....He is only like the hottest guy I have ever seen And you know, Justin is perfect, just ask xie_xie_xie. *kiss*
And this is what Justin saw.....
Versus.....
Clearly, Justin is right, as can be seen from this picture here. You do see the smart alec rightness on his face don't you...oh and Ben's abs. Look, Brian's got his arms crossed, all closed off, he KNOWS Ben's a better dancer. And then look at how Michael looks at Brian...just face facts Brian, Ben wins. *nods with Michael*
I told you my evidence was based in canon.
A thoughtful study should include how each man would bring you a glass of water in bed. The first example is Brain...hmmmm I think his technique could use some work.
I think it is kind of selfish to pour the water all over himself and leave you still thirsty. I mean come on, what was Justin thinking when this happened? Did Brian really think a rimming lesson would make up for a dry mouth?
Moving on, moving on...
Yeah, I thought so. Excuse me, I have a tall drink of water to consume.
For the FINAL test....Who looks better sprawled out and waiting for you in bed. This shall take very careful scrutiny.
Well, I suppose he is hot, but the cigarette and the hair kill it for me. But if you don't mind guys with bad hair that smoke...you now, Justin kind of liked him and as xie_xie_xie says, Justin is perfect. He wanted Brian and he shaved all of his hair off in S4, so you know, whatever.
But I think we need to examine Ben's bedsprawledoutedness Again, this is a real word. Red, need I remind you of those SAT scores? in order to make a proper and thoughtful comparison.
Irrefutable. Ben wins.
caps taken from callie89, badbadpixie, and rebeccama, marilla_pm67, KWAF, many thanks and loves to vlredreign for finding some of these caps.
WHADAYAMEANYOUDON'TTHINKBENISTEHHOTTEST?!?!?! *pouts*
I thought I would put together a visual essay comprised of pictorial evidence, along with my canon based synopsis.
After much very careful consideration, I think you will completely agree with me on Ben's winness and yes that is a real world, but we will discuss word usage a bit later.
Now, on with what matters...the evidence
.
The first example of Ben's winness, and yes, winness is a word. Wanna see my SAT scores? is how he can so take Brian...Brian's gonna be toast, Brian's gonna be toast...did you hear my sing song voice there?
I love it when Brian and Ben go all alpha male. It makes my heart go pitter pat.
ZOMG did you see the size of Ben's neck, *faints* But you know Roid Rage is well hmmmm let's move on
Brian and Ben both lift weights. Let's see who has he better technique.
Uh oh...I think Ben has to help Brian out here.
Yep, Brian needed a bit of help.
Now let's move on to the CRUCIAL aspect of a manliness, dancing. Yes, dancing. Let's compare Brian and Ben all sweaty, with glitter reflecting off of their bronzed skin. *licks a wee bit* *SLURP*
OH NOES *iz skeered* how did that get in there?
Must have brain bleach, must have brain bleach....
OKKKKK much better. *stares*
Oh sorry what was I talking about?? *wipes drool, puts on a very serious face*
Let me preface this with the words of Justin.....He is only like the hottest guy I have ever seen And you know, Justin is perfect, just ask xie_xie_xie. *kiss*
And this is what Justin saw.....
Versus.....
Clearly, Justin is right, as can be seen from this picture here. You do see the smart alec rightness on his face don't you...oh and Ben's abs. Look, Brian's got his arms crossed, all closed off, he KNOWS Ben's a better dancer. And then look at how Michael looks at Brian...just face facts Brian, Ben wins. *nods with Michael*
I told you my evidence was based in canon.
A thoughtful study should include how each man would bring you a glass of water in bed. The first example is Brain...hmmmm I think his technique could use some work.
I think it is kind of selfish to pour the water all over himself and leave you still thirsty. I mean come on, what was Justin thinking when this happened? Did Brian really think a rimming lesson would make up for a dry mouth?
Moving on, moving on...
Yeah, I thought so. Excuse me, I have a tall drink of water to consume.
For the FINAL test....Who looks better sprawled out and waiting for you in bed. This shall take very careful scrutiny.
Well, I suppose he is hot, but the cigarette and the hair kill it for me. But if you don't mind guys with bad hair that smoke...you now, Justin kind of liked him and as xie_xie_xie says, Justin is perfect. He wanted Brian and he shaved all of his hair off in S4, so you know, whatever.
But I think we need to examine Ben's bedsprawledoutedness Again, this is a real word. Red, need I remind you of those SAT scores? in order to make a proper and thoughtful comparison.
Irrefutable. Ben wins.
caps taken from callie89, badbadpixie, and rebeccama, marilla_pm67, KWAF, many thanks and loves to vlredreign for finding some of these caps.