Let's Go Rim a Twink
Title: Let's Go Rim a Twink
Warnings/Author's Notes: like I will go into a nunnery now
Yes, I have been humming this in my head for two days now BAD BAD BAD
Gus was on his second viewing of Mary Poppins. Five hours of practically perfect was making my dick permanently placid. Why didn’t he want to watch The Fox and The Hound? That at least had decent homoerotic subtext.
Gus started singing softly and I drifted off, his head tucked under my chin.
Let's go rim a twink
Make him squirm and blink
Let’s go rim a twink
And send him soaring
Up through the anusphere
So that his dick leaks clear
Oh, let's go rim a twink
Oh, fuck no, wrong; not in my brain.
“Gus, Mary Poppins scares Daddy.”
Warnings/Author's Notes: like I will go into a nunnery now
Yes, I have been humming this in my head for two days now BAD BAD BAD
Gus was on his second viewing of Mary Poppins. Five hours of practically perfect was making my dick permanently placid. Why didn’t he want to watch The Fox and The Hound? That at least had decent homoerotic subtext.
Gus started singing softly and I drifted off, his head tucked under my chin.
Let's go rim a twink
Make him squirm and blink
Let’s go rim a twink
And send him soaring
Up through the anusphere
So that his dick leaks clear
Oh, let's go rim a twink
Oh, fuck no, wrong; not in my brain.
“Gus, Mary Poppins scares Daddy.”