GOOD FOR ME!
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last Friday I turned michakittyblue in for tearing the tag off a mattress (3 points). In November I ruled Duluth, Minnesota as a kind and benevolent dictator (700 points). In June I pushed missa88 in the mud (-17 points). Last Wednesday I bought porn for 2muchdew (-10 points). Last Monday I saved a busload of nuns in Angola (326 points).
Overall, I've been nice (1002 points). For Christmas I deserve a shiny red ball!
Sincerely,
firegod6634