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These are my very first fan fictions. Ever. My cousins and sister inspired me. We would talk about the characters of Pokemon and Wild Thornberrys getting drunk and going to hell... (note: My cousin told us that a viaduct was basically like the Grand Canyon but not so grand.) :P
Anyways, I'm going to post these so you guys can all make fun of me. They were on fan fiction but angry Pokemon fans flamed me and they were taken down. I still LOL at that. :D Keep in mind that I was eight years old. EIGHT, with a twelve year old sister who taught me everything that an eight year old shouldn't know.
Completely original and unedited since written, firefly_sound presents to you The Moronic Stories of Ash and Friends.
Ash, Pikachu, and Nigel Get Drunk Part One
Once upon a time a boy named Ash and his Pokemon were at the store getting beer. His friend Nigel was there too. They went back to the house and drank all the beer. Then they went back to the store and got some more beer. They drank tons of beer. Warm or cold, they still drank it. After they ran out of beer and money, Nigel decided to go for a ride in the kombi. Ash and Pikachu wanted to go too. Pikachu was drunk as well. Nigel drove them down into a viaduct. They all died and went to heck. But they were so drunk and annoyed Satan so much he gave them their lives back along with immortality just so they could go back to the world of the living and leave him alone.
-Fin-
Yep. That's it. The very first fan fiction ever. Haha. Make fun all you want. :]
Anyways, I'm going to post these so you guys can all make fun of me. They were on fan fiction but angry Pokemon fans flamed me and they were taken down. I still LOL at that. :D Keep in mind that I was eight years old. EIGHT, with a twelve year old sister who taught me everything that an eight year old shouldn't know.
Completely original and unedited since written, firefly_sound presents to you The Moronic Stories of Ash and Friends.
Ash, Pikachu, and Nigel Get Drunk Part One
Once upon a time a boy named Ash and his Pokemon were at the store getting beer. His friend Nigel was there too. They went back to the house and drank all the beer. Then they went back to the store and got some more beer. They drank tons of beer. Warm or cold, they still drank it. After they ran out of beer and money, Nigel decided to go for a ride in the kombi. Ash and Pikachu wanted to go too. Pikachu was drunk as well. Nigel drove them down into a viaduct. They all died and went to heck. But they were so drunk and annoyed Satan so much he gave them their lives back along with immortality just so they could go back to the world of the living and leave him alone.
-Fin-
Yep. That's it. The very first fan fiction ever. Haha. Make fun all you want. :]