Writer's Block: Childhood Firsts

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My first word was 'buba', like bottle. Yeah. I meant Billy Mays though. They both start with a B. Billy Mays. Who is now dead. I am so very sad by this news, which I got yesterday evening while playing Pokemon Monopoly for five hours (it was a brutal game).

P.S. Does anybody know if a chemical reaction will occur if one puts bleach mixed with super glue in the microwave?