I hate:-Fat girls that say no one likes them because they're fat when really they just have a shitty personality and dress like they're 278,362 years old
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It got better after you graduated; I almost scrapped with that bitch in the library for calling me "Parker." Girls wouldn't have thought he was very cute after I knocked five of his teeth out, so he backed down, of course.
Oooo. I'll pee in his car radiator. That way, when he turns the heat on for the chilly winter, it's going to smell like pee...for MONTHS.
Furthermore, I'll follow him to Schoolcraft, I'm assuming, and I'll beat him down in front of all of his jock buddies who were the shit back in high school, but came to find that in the real world, all that high school football means jack shit.
...Until they have sons, then they can force all that bullshit onto them. Yay! Then people like my currently fictional son will meet up with their sons in high school, beat their asses, and win one for the team of cool dudes who aren't brainwashed assholes who are just trying to compensate for their dicks which they THINK are small, only because some other guy said so in the locker room.
Old people that are say, "Don't get tattoos! When you're old they'll look like shit just like mine!" because they don't seem to realize that you're supposed to get that shit touched up every once and a while.
White Christian men are a funny thing. Generally speaking, white christian men only really respect other white Christian men, who respect some Middle Eastern Jewish guy they've never even met.
It's kind of like how the biggest homophobes on earth all love pro wrestling.
One time Chris' dad was working in a house in Detroit and ghosts were making scary ghost noises, and Chris' dad was like "SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!" and they did.
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I'll bet he's still a virgin.
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He's totally still a virgin. Anyone that spends THAT MUCH time talking about how he wants to fuck the teacher is obviously infinitely virginal.
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Furthermore, I'll follow him to Schoolcraft, I'm assuming, and I'll beat him down in front of all of his jock buddies who were the shit back in high school, but came to find that in the real world, all that high school football means jack shit.
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Generally speaking, white christian men only really respect other white Christian men, who respect some Middle Eastern Jewish guy they've never even met.
It's kind of like how the biggest homophobes on earth all love pro wrestling.
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(everyone else brought up the obvious....)
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