the big list of shit that pisses me off.

Sep 30, 2004 03:01

I hate:-Fat girls that say no one likes them because they're fat when really they just have a shitty personality and dress like they're 278,362 years old ( Read more... )

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keepgodevil September 30 2004, 00:56:02 UTC
It got better after you graduated; I almost scrapped with that bitch in the library for calling me "Parker." Girls wouldn't have thought he was very cute after I knocked five of his teeth out, so he backed down, of course.

I'll bet he's still a virgin.

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firecrow September 30 2004, 01:05:57 UTC
Find out where he lives and leave a bottle of your pee on his doorstep, in classic Dan fashion that never was.

He's totally still a virgin. Anyone that spends THAT MUCH time talking about how he wants to fuck the teacher is obviously infinitely virginal.

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keepgodevil September 30 2004, 01:13:58 UTC
Oooo. I'll pee in his car radiator. That way, when he turns the heat on for the chilly winter, it's going to smell like pee...for MONTHS.

Furthermore, I'll follow him to Schoolcraft, I'm assuming, and I'll beat him down in front of all of his jock buddies who were the shit back in high school, but came to find that in the real world, all that high school football means jack shit.

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firecrow September 30 2004, 01:17:05 UTC
...Until they have sons, then they can force all that bullshit onto them. Yay! Then people like my currently fictional son will meet up with their sons in high school, beat their asses, and win one for the team of cool dudes who aren't brainwashed assholes who are just trying to compensate for their dicks which they THINK are small, only because some other guy said so in the locker room.

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ex_motel666812 September 30 2004, 02:51:04 UTC
Old people that are say, "Don't get tattoos! When you're old they'll look like shit just like mine!" because they don't seem to realize that you're supposed to get that shit touched up every once and a while.

Word! Word! Word! THANK YOU!!!!!!!

xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxooxoxoxoxoxo

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ex_motel666812 September 30 2004, 02:51:56 UTC
Dude, you so fucking rock. I'm so glad we Friended eachother.

xxoxoxoxoxooxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo

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firecrow September 30 2004, 15:00:25 UTC
Next we should rule the world!

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koalazombie September 30 2004, 04:52:16 UTC
Whoa whoa whoa. Who needs feminism? Why should anybody but white christian males have rights at all?

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koalazombie September 30 2004, 04:53:31 UTC
Oh yeah, I forgot heterosexual.

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firecrow September 30 2004, 14:57:49 UTC
White Christian men are a funny thing.
Generally speaking, white christian men only really respect other white Christian men, who respect some Middle Eastern Jewish guy they've never even met.

It's kind of like how the biggest homophobes on earth all love pro wrestling.

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kill_this_smile September 30 2004, 14:31:49 UTC
WORD...I HATE GHOSTS too!!!!!! AHHHH

(everyone else brought up the obvious....)

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firecrow September 30 2004, 14:59:36 UTC
One time Chris' dad was working in a house in Detroit and ghosts were making scary ghost noises, and Chris' dad was like "SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!" and they did.

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kill_this_smile October 1 2004, 15:00:49 UTC
hahahaha thats the funniest story EVER!!!

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