the big list of shit that pisses me off.
I hate:
-Fat girls that say no one likes them because they're fat when really they just have a shitty personality and dress like they're 278,362 years old.
-WOMEN who are like, "Man, feminism is sooo stupid! Who needs it?" Fuck yeah, I SO hear that! Who needs options in life other than cooking and cleaning? And I don't need a career since I'll just get married and then pregnant in about a year or two anyway.
-Bad self esteem days.
-Annoying commercials.
-Ghosts.
-When a show you really really like is on TV, but it's the exact same episode you just saw the other day.
-Red meat.
-Men that talk shit about guys that wear makeup or girl's pants or whatever when really they're just jealous that those other guys are getting all the chicks.
-Old people that are say, "Don't get tattoos! When you're old they'll look like shit just like mine!" because they don't seem to realize that you're supposed to get that shit touched up every once and a while.
-People with annoying faces.
-Teachers I had in high school who told me my aspirations in life weren't "respectable". Also, teachers with giant posters in their classrooms filled with yuppie propaganda.
-My guidance counselor in high school who FORCED me into taking a women's studies class which made it impossible for me to take the art class I really REALLY wanted. Then I told him, "That's preaching to the choir...make some macho jock kid take the class instead!" and he STILL made me take the class!!!!!!
-The 350 pound smelly kid in my women's studies class who said he hated Anna Nicole Smith because she got fat.
-That Kyle kid in my high school Sociology class who made fun of Dan for wearing nail polish when really he was probably just jealous.
-People who tell me drugs are stupid and bad and 'gay' while smoking a cigarette.
-People that download porn all the time but then tell me I'd be a 'whore' if I applied to be a stripper.
-People who like Anti-Flag and talk about 'bitches' and 'fags' within mere seconds of quoting Anti-Flag lyrics.
-Bad hair.
-Eminem.
I'm so done.
P.S. I know there's some fairly heavy shit in there and a lot of stupid funny shit in there, but I gurantee it all pisses me off the same.
-Fat girls that say no one likes them because they're fat when really they just have a shitty personality and dress like they're 278,362 years old.
-WOMEN who are like, "Man, feminism is sooo stupid! Who needs it?" Fuck yeah, I SO hear that! Who needs options in life other than cooking and cleaning? And I don't need a career since I'll just get married and then pregnant in about a year or two anyway.
-Bad self esteem days.
-Annoying commercials.
-Ghosts.
-When a show you really really like is on TV, but it's the exact same episode you just saw the other day.
-Red meat.
-Men that talk shit about guys that wear makeup or girl's pants or whatever when really they're just jealous that those other guys are getting all the chicks.
-Old people that are say, "Don't get tattoos! When you're old they'll look like shit just like mine!" because they don't seem to realize that you're supposed to get that shit touched up every once and a while.
-People with annoying faces.
-Teachers I had in high school who told me my aspirations in life weren't "respectable". Also, teachers with giant posters in their classrooms filled with yuppie propaganda.
-My guidance counselor in high school who FORCED me into taking a women's studies class which made it impossible for me to take the art class I really REALLY wanted. Then I told him, "That's preaching to the choir...make some macho jock kid take the class instead!" and he STILL made me take the class!!!!!!
-The 350 pound smelly kid in my women's studies class who said he hated Anna Nicole Smith because she got fat.
-That Kyle kid in my high school Sociology class who made fun of Dan for wearing nail polish when really he was probably just jealous.
-People who tell me drugs are stupid and bad and 'gay' while smoking a cigarette.
-People that download porn all the time but then tell me I'd be a 'whore' if I applied to be a stripper.
-People who like Anti-Flag and talk about 'bitches' and 'fags' within mere seconds of quoting Anti-Flag lyrics.
-Bad hair.
-Eminem.
I'm so done.
P.S. I know there's some fairly heavy shit in there and a lot of stupid funny shit in there, but I gurantee it all pisses me off the same.