Apr 04, 2009 18:51
I am working too hard....
In my dream I am doing morning cares with my patient. He has to get dressed so I am helping him gather his clothes. First off we have to put on his skin on his legs which is something like a pair of thick pantyhose. In my dream this isn't weird or anything, just another part of my job sometimes. I am trying to figure out which is the front and back of the skin and the only way to tell is by where the testicles lay. I want to be discrete so he doesn't think I am staring at his testicles, so I am trying to just take a sneak peak. Once things are oriented I start putting them on. That is when I notice that a gait belt (a woven belt we strap around people's waists while we are walking with them to hold onto in case they loose their balance) is strapped tightly around his penis, which is folded in half. It looks very uncomfortable but again, I don't want to make him self conscious, so I don't say anything...
I think I need a vacation.