Gay Meme

Jan 27, 2007 00:29

Gay Meme
Stolen from because this was just too funny.

Batshit Fundie site lovegodsway.org (please note the quote from "reformed" homosexual Oscar Wilde at the top) had compiled a list of bands that make you gay. Therefore, MEME TIME!

Pleased to be bolding the bands you listen to/have mp3's of/etc. This will provide us an accurate view of how GAY you are.



One of the most dangerous ways homosexuality invades family life is through popular music. Parents should keep careful watch over their children's listening habits, especially in this Internet Age of MP3 piracy.

Bands to watch out for

* The Spores (endorse suicide)
* Scissor Sisters
* Rufus Wainwright
* Merzbau
* Ravi Shankar
* Wilco
* Bjork
* Tech N9ne
* Ghostface Killah
* Bobby Conn
* Morton Subotnik
* Cole Porter
* The String Cheese Incident
* Eagles of Death Metal
* Polyphonic Spree
* The Faint
* Interpol
* Tegan and Sara
* Erasure
* Le Tigre
* The Gossip
* The Magnetic Fields
* The Doors
* Phish
* Queen
* The Strokes
* Sufjan Stevens
* Morrissey(?questionable?)
* The Pet Shop Boys
* Metallica -this one really confuses me...
* Judas Priest -this one too...
* The Village People
* The Secret Handshake
* The Rolling Stones
* David Bowie
* Frankie Goes to Hollywood
* Man or Astroman
* Richard Cheese
* Jay-Z
* Depeche Mode
* Kansas
* Ani DiFranco
* Fischerspooner
* John Mayer
* Angel Eyes
* The Indigo Girls
* Velvet Underground
* Madonna
* Elton John -hey i have that one song he sang with eminem...
* Barry Manilow
* Indigo Girls- twice?
* Melissa Etheridge
* Eminmen
* Nirvana
* Boy George* *snickers*
* The Killers
* Lou Reed
* Lil' Wayne
* Motorhead how can the loudest band in the world be gay?
* Jill Sobule
* Wilson Phillips
* DMX -i'd like them to explain this one, come on if he is on the list than 50 cent and Dre should be as well
* Lisa Loeb (thanks ace i forgot about her)
* Ted Nugent (loincloth)
* Dogstar
* Thirty Seconds to Mars
* Lil' Kim
* kd lang
* Frank Sinatra old blue eyes? this is probably the most confusing...
* Hinder
* Nickleback
* Justus Kohncke
* Bob Mould
* Clay Aiken
* Arcade Fire
* Bright Eyes
* Corinne Bailey Rae
* Audioslave
* Red Hot Chili Peppers
* Panic at the Disco
* Elton John(really gay)

i only got 19 bands on that list... is that bad?

and "safe bands"

* The Right Brothers (a roaring lamb!)
* Dresden Dolls
* UnderOath
* Cyndi Lauper
* Falling Up
* Flyleaf
* THE TURNING
* Disciple
* P.O.D
* Evanescence
* By The Tree
* Scott Reed
* Michael W. Smith
* Jars of Clay
* DC Talk
* Danielson

yeah. some of these "safe" bands are questionable... i mean evanescence, come on, they are worse than some of the bands on the top of the list... and really i would think more rappers would be on that list. they are really violent and condone all sorts of things those crazy christians are against. (supposedly) i love the crazy christians... they make my life

meme

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