All I want for Christmas is my two front teeth...and a couple of other, minior things...
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last Sunday I bought porn for exiledjen (10 points). In May I gave pottles a Dutch Oven (-10 points). Last Wednesday I got in line at the supermarket at the same time as someone else and I didn't yield (-8 points). Last Monday I put money in superrducky's expired parking meter (14 points). Last Thursday I committed genocide... Sorry about that, ladyofthelilacs (-5000 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-4994 points). For Christmas I deserve a lump of coal!
Sincerely,
Firafoxx
Yeah, Amanda...I'm sorry about those bananas. But, you know? Their phallic symbology was driving me mad. And Jennifer. I did it for her too.