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I woke up this morning with my lower back all stabbity. I think it's because I fell asleep in my chair yesterday afternoon. Damn demon chair of doom.

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The other night I was trying to sleep but my thoughts wouldn't settle down. I lay there listening for some time as my internal voice rambled on. Then I noticed a curious thing, my monologue had changed to just saying "blah blah blah. blah blah. blah blah blah."

I decided to get up and do something else at that point.

Your Social Dysfunction:
Schizotypal

You display social deficits and oddities of thinking. Your perception and communication are similar to those of a schizophrenic.


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I had a weird dream last night that I was a bear.  I was hunting and killing people for their pelts and wearing them.  Once I had killed the person though, the pelt was a bear pelt instead of human.  I was a bear wearing a bear pelt to look like a different bear!  I was collecting one of each color for some reason ( Read more... )

Your Score: the Wit

(71% dark, 23% spontaneous, 21% vulgar)

your humor style:
CLEAN | COMPLEX | DARK

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"1. Go to Career Cruising, www.careercruising.com
2. [removed by request]
3. Take their "Career Matchmaker" questions.
4. Post the top twenty results [I posted them all due to amusement factor]
5. Put the careers you have seriously considered in bold
6. Put the careers that make you think "WTF" in itallics"

1. Zoologist
2. Veterinary Technician
3. Computer ( Read more... )

Why don't zombies eat their own brain?