Biotechnology & Kicking Puppies (For Fun And Sport!)

Apr 09, 2006 15:16

Job hunting sucks. Because the economy sucks. Because Governor Romney sucks. Seriously. His whole freaking platform was about bringing jobs to Massachusetts. There are no more jobs. There are inflated housing costs and a mass exodus, which you would think would mean job openings, but mostly just translates into outsourcing to India. Not that ( Read more... )

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fingersmith April 10 2006, 00:05:45 UTC
I still have that little movie on my computer. Seriously. I was deleting old files the other day, and just couldn't bring myself to get rid of it. Good times, man, good times... Okay, so they were really boring, mindnumbing times out there in lovely B-Y-F-I-E-L-D Byfield Byfield Wee Wee Wee, but still... (How much do I love that my spellchecker is still trying to replace Byfield with Befouled?)

And, just so you know, despite Amy's best efforts, I actually have met some straight people. Not many, and three of them moved shortly after I met them, but... progress! Unless Amy chased them off. Which is possible. Even probable. Especially since one moved to Hong Kong. I mean, let's face it... why move to Hong Kong unless you're trying to get away from someone? Anyway. You're just jealous because the drag queens flock to me and not you.

As for Andy and the whole "Mob" group... I'm sort of thankful I never got sucked into that. Love them, really, but the thought of sitting in Andy's cat-pee basement? Unpleasant. You know, I'm sure Skip's a great father, and all, but he has to be way down on my mental list of "People Who Should Procreate." He's on the list somewhere below Krista. He ranks higher than, say, Hitler, though, so... props. You should have babies. You'd be a good dad. I think. I mean, their heads would probably have their own gravitational pull, but... Really, it's a compliment. You've got a whole ginormous super brain thing going on. In fact, if you ever develop superpowers, I say we call you SuperBrain. "It's a bird! It's a plane! No, it's SuperBrain!"

At this point I feel that I should apologize for pretty much everything I've just written. Not that I'll go back and, like, read it or change it, because - hello, lazy - but just know that I'm ever so sorry. About everything. I'll even be sorry for the things I'm not sorry for, just to cover my ass. And now I'm going to stop writing before I say anything rude and have to issue another apology.

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ghostdandp April 10 2006, 02:40:59 UTC
No need to apologize. The head thing doesn't bother me too much any more (the greys took over). Luckily the girlfriend has a relatively small head, so maybe the kid will be fine. We hope. And for some reaspon calling me the brain or superbrain just reminds me of pinky and the breain. No kids for at least 5 years. I cherish my sleep too much, and we're going to enjoy life together for a bit first.

I wonder if this Amy chasing off people explains a few of those death threats I got in the mail while we were dating. Hmmmm.

The movie was in my network storage at triton and they deleted my account before I got a chance to copy it over. No major loss I guess, there were a bunch of random pictures there too.

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