Time for Some TTS Hyperbole
Today: The dangers of glass tables.
This is a true danger - I mean, kids climb on things and traditionally, things that "shatter" are not necessarily the best for these hiking expeditions. I am not making fun of this fact.
What I am making fun of is their presentation of the dangers of glass tables.
First they had the soft, sad piano music and the adorable child who punctured a lung.
Then they had a "Children and Glass Table Safety Specialist" which may not have been the official title of the woman but whatever.
Finally, they hopped aboard the Hyperbole Express and rode it into the sunset.
"The thing parents don't realize is that this happens WHILE THEY ARE IN THE NEXT ROOM!' the C>SS said.
"In the NEXT ROOM!" Natalie Morales exclaimed!
"It is. You can be in the kitchen and in the NEXT ROOM over, children could puncture a lung!"
"It's not like something they get into when you're away, you're in the NEXT ROOM!"
Finally, Carrie, doing her "wandering around naked after her shower picking out clothes from both of our closets and just barely listening" routine, says, "Really, findyouranswers, we can't have children if they're going to get into trouble in the next room.
"I have an idea! Let's take down all the walls so there is NO NEXT ROOM! Take that, Glass Tables of Death!"
Then she strutted to the next room where she proceeded to choose more clothes without impaling herself on a hanger which is good because I don't want to ever be interviewed on TTS with sad piano music in the background.