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[findingponies]

G-guys ohmygod there's something wrong with Bonaparte. Like, for seriousness. I think he's like super sick or something he, like, isn't eating anything ohmygod ohmygodohmygoddddd

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[clockwrkangel]

...Um...I can't help Bonaparte, I don't know anything about animals. But...I'm sure somebody'll be able to! Don't panic, okay?

My name's Becca, we can talk till somebody that knows about vet stuff gets on the phone?

[findingponies]

...Like, okay.

I'm Poland. It's like totally nice to meet you Becca.

[clockwrkangel]

Poland? Oh, another country, right? But I thought Poland got disbanded in the 1700's or something. Are you from in the past?

It's nice to meet you, too, though. We get all sorts of everybody here, huh?

[findingponies]

Partitioned. Not, like, totally disbanded. Anyway I, like, totally got it all back after the first World War.

[clockwrkangel]

[Becca is shocked she actually got it even sort of right.]

Ohhhh. Well that's cool then. So...tell me about yourself? ...Back home I didn't go to school much, so I don't really know a whole lot of history.

[findingponies]

Ohmygod, totally! I'm the totes best country in, like, the whole world 'cause I keep coming back no matter what so obviously I am, like, that awesome. Like wayyy back in the day Liet (Lithuania!, he's my bff) and I were, like, the Commonwealth and we were the most awesome country in the world and like won a bunch of battles and so everyone got like super jealous and partitioned us and so like sometimes I lived with Prussia but mostly with, like, Russia which was totally lame but Anastasia was cool. France totally helped me a lot and even gave me a Duchy at one point. Anyway, Russia had his stupid revolutionthing and whatever but we totes got our country back after the first World War so he, like, had to deal with that on his own. And then he was like "Ohmygod, Poland, be communist with me" and I was like "no way girlfriend" and we kicked him totally out of Warsaw (that's my capital). So then like the nazis invaded, like, not that much later ugh that was totally terrible and they, like, changed all the signs and...

[pause]Anyway like

*beats her character with a stick* No, do NOT copy his accent.

[clockwrkangel]

[It's a bit much at first, but Becca is grinning by the end of it, not that he can see that through the phone of course; but it shows in her tone of voice.]

That's...so awesome. You've been through a lot, huh? That's amazing. So like...is Russia a good guy or a bad guy now? Cause I met him the other day and he's really, really scary. And Ukraine's terrified of him, but it sounds like he helped you out?

...And wasn't Anastasia a Disney movie or something?

[findingponies]

Ugh, being communist sucks. You should, like, stay away from him he still thinks it's like the 1950s.

Uh, yeah, like, America made a movie about her because, like, some people thought maybe she, like, escaped. It was a rumor or whatever.

[clockwrkangel]

Ohhhhh. So wait she was real?

[findingponies]

Totally!

[clockwrkangel]

Cool. But...that's Russian stuff. You sound like an awesome country though. This is better than listening to Denmark talk about the crusades. Did you do any crusades?

[findingponies]

I fought the Teutonic Knights!

[clockwrkangel]

Woah.... [Becca has no idea what that means! So it must be impressive!]

So...are you feeling better now? I can bring you an egg later...I'm making eggs with Ukraine.

[findingponies]

Eggs? Like, for Easter?

[clockwrkangel]

Yeah. She makes special ones apparently.

[findingponies]

Like Pisanka!