G-guys ohmygod there's something wrong with Bonaparte. Like, for seriousness. I think he's like super sick or something he, like, isn't eating anything ohmygod ohmygodohmygoddddd
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Ohmygod, totally! I'm the totes best country in, like, the whole world 'cause I keep coming back no matter what so obviously I am, like, that awesome. Like wayyy back in the day Liet (Lithuania!, he's my bff) and I were, like, the Commonwealth and we were the most awesome country in the world and like won a bunch of battles and so everyone got like super jealous and partitioned us and so like sometimes I lived with Prussia but mostly with, like, Russia which was totally lame but Anastasia was cool. France totally helped me a lot and even gave me a Duchy at one point. Anyway, Russia had his stupid revolutionthing and whatever but we totes got our country back after the first World War so he, like, had to deal with that on his own. And then he was like "Ohmygod, Poland, be communist with me" and I was like "no way girlfriend" and we kicked him totally out of Warsaw (that's my capital). So then like the nazis invaded, like, not that much later ugh that was totally terrible and they, like, changed all the signs and...
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Anyway like Russia helped kick the nazis out but like set up a communist government and then like we ended up being the first of the communist nations to become capitalist and we're totally free now!
*beats her character with a stick* No, do NOT copy his accent.clockwrkangelMarch 27 2010, 02:10:28 UTC
[It's a bit much at first, but Becca is grinning by the end of it, not that he can see that through the phone of course; but it shows in her tone of voice.]
That's...so awesome. You've been through a lot, huh? That's amazing. So like...is Russia a good guy or a bad guy now? Cause I met him the other day and he's really, really scary. And Ukraine's terrified of him, but it sounds like he helped you out?
...And wasn't Anastasia a Disney movie or something?
Cool. But...that's Russian stuff. You sound like an awesome country though. This is better than listening to Denmark talk about the crusades. Did you do any crusades?
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Anyway like Russia helped kick the nazis out but like set up a communist government and then like we ended up being the first of the communist nations to become capitalist and we're totally free now!
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That's...so awesome. You've been through a lot, huh? That's amazing. So like...is Russia a good guy or a bad guy now? Cause I met him the other day and he's really, really scary. And Ukraine's terrified of him, but it sounds like he helped you out?
...And wasn't Anastasia a Disney movie or something?
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Uh, yeah, like, America made a movie about her because, like, some people thought maybe she, like, escaped. It was a rumor or whatever.
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So...are you feeling better now? I can bring you an egg later...I'm making eggs with Ukraine.
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