I'm having a SAM CRISIS

[finchandsparrow]

A few days ago, I watched the scene with Sam and Ruby at the end of 3x02 "The Kids Are Alright" and it started a whole thing because I'm a big fan of Sam shouting into this aggravatingly enigmatic woman's face and I'm a big fan of Sam saying things in general, and the next day I went on an hour-long walk just thinking about Sam via whatever quotes of his popped into my head and typing them down as I went, help I love Sam Winchester so much in all of his many excellent flavors

Sam "JUST TELL ME WHO YOU ARE" Winchester

Sam "What do you WANT?!" Winchester

Sam "Maybe I could be saved" Winchester

Sam "Low-sodium freaks" Winchester

Sam "Maybe the spirits are trying to shut down the movie 'cause they think it sucks" Winchester

Sam "Same circumstances, I wouldn't" Winchester

Sam "We're not working for the 'Mandroid'" Winchester

Sam "It's like Sedona, Arizona crapped in here" Winchester

Sam "I'm a whole new level of freak" Winchester

Sam "And what do you think my job is?" Winchester

Sam "Or are you strictly into Dick now?" Winchester

Sam "If it bleeds, you can kill it" Winchester

Sam "But don't go thinking that's the problem, 'cause it's not" Winchester

Sam "You should be a lot more scared of me right now, because I'm two inches away from you and I can make you talk" Winchester

Sam "He says the same thing about you" Winchester

Sam "You're my brother, and I'd die for you, but there are some things I need to keep to myself" Winchester

Sam "Sarsaparilla ain't half bad" Winchester

Sam "You're not the only one who's ever dated someone bendy" Winchester

Sam "I want to be normal" Winchester

Sam "I've been tortured by the Devil himself" Winchester

Sam "Hope's kinda the whole point" Winchester

Sam "We have guns and we'll find you" Winchester

Sam "It's hellfire, Dean" Winchester

Sam "It's just I wish you would drop the show and be my brother again" Winchester

Sam "Decapitations aren't my idea of a good time, I guess" Winchester

Sam "If you hurt him, I SWEAR TO GOD" Winchester

Sam "I don't want to do it without my brother" Winchester

Sam "All your friends are dead" Winchester

Sam "It's her life" Winchester

Sam "She asked me to" Winchester

Sam "Not in public" Winchester

Sam "You, uh… have a nice day?" Winchester

Sam "I'm lactose intolerant" Winchester

Sam “I think the fourth kind’s a butt thing” Winchester

Sam "But couldn't I just do all that and have sex with the hippie chick?" Winchester

Sam "Have you considered the possibility that you suck at hunting UFOs?" Winchester

Sam "No, Dog, don't bother the angry lady" Winchester

Sam "I still think about Jessica" Winchester

Sam "Do you feel like watching the game?" Winchester

Sam "I never got the crusts cut off my PB&J" Winchester

Sam "Mom, for me, just having you here fills in the biggest blank" Winchester

Sam "I'm the least of any of you" Winchester

Sam "I could never go on a quest like that, because I’m not clean" Winchester

Sam "Nobody says 'penultimate'" Winchester

Sam "I was ready to die" Winchester

Sam "Be proud of your hobbies" Winchester

Sam "You had something with Mom that I never had" Winchester

Sam "I think about you on the floor of that hospital, and I think about how I never got to say goodbye" Winchester

Sam "I don't want to be doing this when I'm an old man" Winchester

Sam "It was how many times I let you down" Winchester

Sam "You mind not watching this?" Winchester

Sam "I'm too tired" Winchester

Sam "I bought part of a dead person" Winchester

Sam "Salt being a spirit deterrent" Winchester

Sam "Oh right, 'cause I'm supposed to lead some piss-poor demon army" Winchester

Sam "It's past curfew" Winchester

Sam "You're not a grunt, Dean; you're a genius" Winchester

Sam "I was a theatre kid" Winchester

Sam "Ghandi was a great man" Winchester

Sam "Maggie, can you hack the traffic cams on the freeway?" Winchester

Sam "Yeah, Eli, that's enough" Winchester

Sam "He broke my spoon" Winchester

Sam "You're gonna have to let me grow up, for starters" Winchester

Sam "It doesn't matter what you are, it only matters what you do" Winchester

Sam "I wish to God I could stop" Winchester

Sam "I made it at Kinko's" Winchester

Sam "I'm not an idiot, Dean, I know first aid for a friggin' bullet to the head" Winchester

Sam "Then shoot" Winchester

Sam "I'm not okay" Winchester

Sam "It's okay, I'm fine" Winchester

Sam "I've been better; I've been worse" Winchester

Sam "Sometimes it's like I can't even breathe" Winchester

Sam "A lot of people got it worse" Winchester

Sam "It's gonna be okay. I've got him" Winchester

Sam "So get this" Winchester

Sam "We got work to do" Winchester

Sam "Fuck you!" Winchester

Sam Fucking Winchester <33333333