I got asked out on a date and apparently his name isn't John.
My work was feeling a little stagnant,so I thought I'd do a new post, get some new clients with new personalities. I don't care if that sounds weird either. But then after I did it I remembered how funny and ridiculous it can be.
"I don't consider myself to be a scary "John"
type of person...I've never even done this before. If you would like
to meet for breakfast or lunch this weekend to chat, let me know."
sure, lets go to breakfast and pretend like you haven't taken 20 whores to this same place at the same time every weekend. I'll smile especially nice at the waiter and hope they think i'm your cousin that is visiting from out of town...lol. I'm sorry this just got me thinking.
p.s. sometimes I want to write poems about how funny my job is but they always come out wrong. too contraversial. Contrary to popular belief, this job is not always contraversial, sometimes it's just a job.
"I don't consider myself to be a scary "John"
type of person...I've never even done this before. If you would like
to meet for breakfast or lunch this weekend to chat, let me know."
sure, lets go to breakfast and pretend like you haven't taken 20 whores to this same place at the same time every weekend. I'll smile especially nice at the waiter and hope they think i'm your cousin that is visiting from out of town...lol. I'm sorry this just got me thinking.
p.s. sometimes I want to write poems about how funny my job is but they always come out wrong. too contraversial. Contrary to popular belief, this job is not always contraversial, sometimes it's just a job.