This tween moment brought to you by one Brigid Heather Colhoun
Dear young tween girl whom I love,
If you look for something, in the place where you were told it was, and you don't find it, even though it *is* actually there, then you did not, in fact, look hard enough. If you had, you would have found what you were trying to find without me finding it for you. Furthermore, yelling at me and telling me you really did look doesn't help, especially when the object is in plain sight. Screaming "I really did look, why don't you believe me?" doesn't help your case at all.
Love,
Your mother
PS Neither does stomping out of the room.
If you look for something, in the place where you were told it was, and you don't find it, even though it *is* actually there, then you did not, in fact, look hard enough. If you had, you would have found what you were trying to find without me finding it for you. Furthermore, yelling at me and telling me you really did look doesn't help, especially when the object is in plain sight. Screaming "I really did look, why don't you believe me?" doesn't help your case at all.
Love,
Your mother
PS Neither does stomping out of the room.