UGH
Dear stomach and intestines,
You used to like shellfish. What gives? Are you telling me I can no longer eat mussels and clams or did I just encounter a bad one? Because violently heaving out the content of my stomach at midnight is not fun. Neither is the diarrhea that preceded that fun moment. This is now the second time this has happened. Please let me know which it is so I can avoid that much fun and excitement in the future.
Love,
Me
You used to like shellfish. What gives? Are you telling me I can no longer eat mussels and clams or did I just encounter a bad one? Because violently heaving out the content of my stomach at midnight is not fun. Neither is the diarrhea that preceded that fun moment. This is now the second time this has happened. Please let me know which it is so I can avoid that much fun and excitement in the future.
Love,
Me