shit shit shit
THREE NAMES YOU GO BY:
01 : Zoe
02 : Z
03 : Calamity
THREE THINGS THAT SCARE YOU:
01 : whales
02 : syringes
03 : trying anything new
THREE THINGS THAT MAKE YOU HAPPY:
01 : phone calls that last until I'm too tired not to slur my words
02 : long drives
03 : a good cry
THREE THINGS YOU HATE:
01 : my hair
02 : boys
03 : akward silences
THREE OF YOUR EVERYDAY ESSENTIALS:
(besides the obvious)
01 : pencil and paper
02 : iPod
03 : luna bar
THREE THINGS YOU ARE WEARING RIGHT NOW:
01: black suede ballet slippers
02: brown hoodeh
03: pink nail polish
THREE THINGS ABOUT THE OPPOSITE (OR SAME) SEX THAT APPEAL TO YOU:
01: skinny
02: a great smile
03: a better laugh
THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE HOBBIES:
01: sleeping
02: sleeping
03: faking it
THREE THINGS YOU WANT REALLY BAD RIGHT NOW:
01: a chew toy
02: a hug
03: new music
THREE CAREERS YOU'VE CONSIDERED:
01: freelance writing (HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!)
02: journalism
03: forensics
THREE PLACES YOU WOULD GO ON VACATION:
01: ashland
02: london
03: juneau
THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE:
01: play live music
02: write a book.
03: learn another language fluently
Name:
Zoe
Name that you would have if you had a choice:
Euthanasia
A friend you would switch names with:
Breanna...but actually just her last name, which is Sugar
A celebrity you would switch names with:
Octapussy
Age:
five and ten
Age you wish you were:
7
Age you act like:
dead
Birthday:
march 21
Appearance
height:
five foot one inch.
happy with it?:
sure it's fantastic
if not, what height would you be?:
4' 13"
hair color:
black purple red?
happy with it?
not particularly...
eye color:
"burnt auburn"?
shoe size:
foot
what is your favorite..
article of clothing:
my light gray gap sweater, I reserve it for mondays and fridays.
color:
orrrrange
fruit:
avacados
vegetable:
artichokes
meat:
anything sushi
food:
it's a tie between the perfect eggs benedict and good unagi
place to be:
In the sun, beneath the trees
person to be with:
any of my alternate personalities...they come out in my writing
state:
Washington
country (other than the one you live in):
I wouldn't know, I've never been anywhere else, but I hear Canada's pretty sweet.
actor:
dead
actress:
gweneth...
movie:
Right now...Spinal Tap
book:
It's not fair to make me pick just one...The Little Prince, The Bell Jar or Angela's Ashes I suppose
tv series:
Kids in the Hall
rapper:
Vanilla Ice.....i'm kidding.
the first thing comes to mind when i say..
envelope:
ovary
cookie:
gingerbread man
rape:
showtunes...i don't know either so don't ask me
chinchilla:
taco
fate:
phoenix
ghost:
carrot?
furniture:
mustard
yamaka:
hava
swirl:
peaches
croissant:
cheese
sunday school:
bell
jews:
hot
mexicans:
eating raoul
chilli:
die
Asia:
McDonalds
chimpanzees:
disgusting
Phil:
no
Jerry:
Asia
Ashley:
hatchet wound
Juan:
Don
Mary:
secret
Taylor:
"Aw Hell!"
Chandler:
gay
Kangaroo:
hat
name the person who fits the following the most
sweetest:
Steph
coolest:
fuck that
person you'd want to steal clothes from:
Jade M
most athletic:
Ha ha ha...I don't have any athletic friends
most sarcastic:
Cat...no debate about that
funniest:
Hmmm, Greg...sort of...
biggest flirt:
This is stupid
most likely to kill someone:
me if these questions get any lamer...
most trustworthy:
Cat
someone who'd never blab a secret:
Cat or Adam
online the most:
Dan
does the most of these stupid surveys:
Taylor, and I love her for it
if you were on a deserted island, you'd be with:
Caitlyn and a bottle of rum
biggest animal lover:
how should I know?
most likely to be president:
hahahaha
most likely to succeed:
Catina
best hair:
Tehlor
smartest:
Probably Adam
dumbest:
dunno
most 'blond':
myself
what do you think of..
studded belts:
inevitable
eminem:
bitch please
avril:
uzi
canada:
sure
mexicans:
mexican
jews:
cute
vegetarians:
whatever
lamps:
I love lamp.
convertables:
tacky
cheerleading:
tacky
football:
boring
hockey:
sweet
school band:
miss the sax...
geometry:
BORGASM!!!
spoons:
i like to chew on them
these stupid surveys:
and-hearts-semicolon
bam margera:
douche
johnny depp:
overrated
the olsen twins:
porno please.
nirvana:
overrated
all american rejects:
"We love homos...uh-huh"
nine inch nails:
yawn
sublime:
cough choke die
HIM:
fuckface
marilyn manson:
shrug
george w. bush:
he's tulubar!
bill clinton:
Monicagate...he's my hero
brittany murphy:
slut.
shrek:
"MONGO!!!"
brittney spears:
WHOOOOOORE
christina agulaira:
I saw her in People magazine wearing a hat that I have. She's at least cute, but her music sucks.
cher:
"Do you believe..." that she's not dead yet?
vs.
soda vs. pop?
there's a difference?
brittney vs. christina:
christina...because she's not breeding.
nirvana vs. sublime:
sublana
toasters vs. blenders:
blenders...for the infants
cherries vs. strawberries:
les frais
coconuts vs. peanuts:
gross
boxes vs. spheres:
WHAT THE FUCK, WHO WROTE THIS?
math vs. science:
I adore both.
chicken vs. beef:
this is the most retarded survey ever...
malibu vs. orlando:
god damn it!
measles vs. chicken pox:
Oh please! I just love chicken pox!
younger sister vs. younger brother:
No!!!!
chilling at home vs. partying:
I'm running out of patience
movies vs. mall:
neither. I hate them both
work vs. school:
whut?
ARE YOU CURRENTLY GROUNDED?
no
DO YOU SNORE?
no
ARE YOU A LOVER OR A FIGHTER?
I'm a heart-breaker, it's different
WHAT'S YOUR WORST FEAR?
social interaction of any kind
AS A KID, WERE YOU A LEGO MANIAC?
nah
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF "REALITY" TV?
the pinacle of human evolution.
DO YOU CHEW ON YOUR STRAWS?
gosh yes
WERE YOU A CUTE BABY?
I guess?
IS THE SINGLE LIFE FOR YOU?
Uh, i don't know how to answer this question
WHAT COLOR IS YOUR KEYBOARD?
gun-metal gray
DO YOU SING IN THE SHOWER?
yesh
HAVE YOU EVER BUNGEE JUMPED?
fuck that
ANY SPECIAL TALENTS?
none that I can demonstrate
WHAT'S YOUR IDEAL VACATION SPOT?
asleep on a sunbeam
IS JAY LENO FUNNY?
I don't know, is he?
CAN YOU SWIM?
i look stupid swimming
HAVE YOU SEEN THE MOVE "DONNIE DARKO"?
like 4 years ago
ARE YOU A VIRGIN?
Are YOU a virgin?
DO YOU GIVE A DAMN ABOUT THE OZONE?
I wish it mattered
HOW MANY LICKS DOES IT TAKE TO GET TO THE CENTER OF A TOOSTIE POP?
more than one
CAN YOU SING THE ALPHABET BACKWARDS?
half of it
HAVE YOU EVER BEEN ON AN AIRPLANE?
like 100
ARE YOU AN ONLY CHILD?
um, I have have two half brothers and numerous step-siblings...but only one that I live with
DO YOU PREFER ELECTRIC OR MANUAL PENCIL SHARPENERS?
manual
WHAT'S YOUR STAND ON HUNTING?
with my mouth on the barrel
IS MARRIAGE IN YOUR FUTURE?
how should I know? I would like to get married some day, but I don't count on it.
DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING?
very much so actually, it's atrocious.
WHAT ARE YOU ALLERGIC TO?
onions
WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU SAID "I LOVE YOU"?
I have no idea
IS TUPAC STILL ALIVE?
is this question retarded?
DO YOU CRY AT WEDDINGS?
No....
HOW DO YOU LIKE YOUR EGGS?
in my mouth
ARE BLONDES DUMB?
all people are dumb, regardless of hair color.
WHERE DOES THE OTHER SOCK END UP?
up yours
WHAT TIME IS IT?
WHY ARE ALL THESE QUESTIONS IN CAPS???? OHMAHGAWD ITS 6:32 IN THE PM
DO YOU HAVE A NICKNAME?
yeah it's "bitch"
IS MCDONALD'S DISGUSTING?
most def.
WHO'S YOUR HERO?
Catina
WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU WERE IN A CAR?
about 2 hours ago when I drove here
DO YOU PREFER BATHS OR SHOWERS?
Showah
IS SANTA CLAUSE REAL?
No
DO YOU LIKE TO HAVE YOUR NECK KISSED?
who doesn't?
ARE YOU AFRAID OF THE DARK?
no, i embrace it (i'm so goth, i'm dead)
WHAT ARE YOU ADDICTED TO?
the dictionary...and my iPod
CRUNCHY PEANUT BUTTER OR REGULAR?
neither, they're both sticky, cementy horribleness
CAN YOU CRACK YOUR NECK?
yup
HAVE YOU EVER RIDDEN IN AN AMBULANCE?
lets not talk about that
HOW MANY TIMES HAVE YOU BRUSHED YOUR TEETH TODAY?
one
IS DRUG FREE THE WAY TO BE?
i think so
ARE YOU A HEAVY SLEEPER?
about 105lbs
HOW LOUD DO YOU SNEEZE?
I don't know, I've never gauged my sneeze volume
DO YOU LIKE YOUR LIFE?
do I have a choice?
WHAT'S YOUR BEST FRIEND'S NAME?
Cat Cat Cat
WHO'S BETTER: STONE COLD OR THE ROCK?
What about The Pebble? oh god that's a crap joke
ARE YOU PSYCHIC?
no
HAVE YOU READ "CATCHER IN THE RYE"?
yup
DO YOU PLAY ANY INSTRUMENTS?
i can play your face!
CAN YOU SKATEBOARD?
ha ha. no.
HAVE YOU EVER STOLEN MONEY?
probably
CAN YOU SNOWBOARD?
pretty well actually
DO YOU LIKE CAMPING?
i guess
ARE YOU HORNY?
at 15 years old i'm at the peak of hormonal imbalance...what do YOU think?
DO YOU SNORT WHEN YOU LAUGH?
occaisionally
DO YOU BELIEVE IN MAGIC?
in a young girls heart. (this was genny's answer, but it was coincadentally the first thing that came to my mind)
ARE DOGS A MAN'S BEST FRIEND?
i suppose if they give a good lickin'
DO YOU BELIEVE IN DIVORCE?
No, divorce is entirely a work of fiction, like the easter bunny.
CAN YOU DO THE MOONWALK?
no thank you
DO YOU MAKE A LOT OF MISTAKES?
Calamity
IS IT COLD OUTSIDE TODAY?
no
DOES SIZE MATTER?
how ambiguous.
WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU ATE?
cake...black forest...mmmmm
DO YOU WEAR NAIL POLISH?
yes
HAVE YOU EVER BEEN KISSED?
oh boy...
WHAT'S THE MOST ANNOYING TV COMMERCIAL?
I wouldn't know
DO YOU SHOP AT AMERICAN EAGLE?
I have jeans from there, but I don't really actively shop anywhere...except value village, that place rocks.
1. First grade teacher's name:
Bitch
2. Last person you kissed:
That Phil dude...wait no, that other guy
3. Last word you said:
probably an obsenity of some sort
4. Last song you sang: "This Charming Man" - The Smiths
5. Last person you hugged: Larissa
6. Last thing you laughed at: Amedeus
8. What's in your CD player: Roxy Music "For Your Pleasure"
9. What socks are you wearing: invisible ones
10. What's under your bed: the floor
12. Current taste: milk
13. Current hair style: mess
14. Current clothes: green wide leg, capri things, so comfy!!!...ballet slippers...brown hoodie...cream colored 3/4 cut shirt......yup. undies and stuff
15. Current Job: procrastinator
16. Current longing: motivation
17. Current desktop picture: EMACHINES!!!!
18. Current worry: am I spending to much time alone?
19. Current hate: myself.
21. Current favorite article of clothing: I already answered this
22. Favorite physical feature(s) of the opposite sex: smile smile smile
23. Last CD that you bought: Velvet Underground
24. Favorite place to be: yeah, I answered this too...
25. Least favorite place: anywhere where there's groups of people
27. If you could play a new instrument, what would it be?: I'm going to suck up and try to pick up the guitar
29. Current favorite word/saying: .... (mute)
30. um...there was no question here where did the question go?
31. Favorite Movies: fucking hell
32. Favorite Songs: lets see, right now....
01: Venus in Furs (The Velevet Underground)
02: Good Old Fashioned Lover-Boy (Queen)
03: Devastator (Blood Brothers)
04: The Strand (Roxy Music)
05: Love Rhymes With Hidous Car Wreck (Blood Brothers)
06: In Every Dream Home a Heartache (Roxy Music)
07: These Days (Nico)
08: Stephanie Says (Velvet Undergound)
09: Killer Queen (Queen)
10: Needle in the Hay (Elliot Smith)
34. One person from your past you wish you could go back and talk to: doesn't matter anymore...
35. Favorite day: dumb question
36. Where do you want to go: far far away
37. What is your career going to be: a surprise
39. What kind of car will you have: none, and neither will you HA HA HA
41. A random lyric: "Shiny, shiny, shiny boots of leather, whiplash girlchild in the dark, clubs and bells, your servant, don't forsake him, strike, dear mistress, and cure his heart"
4. Righty or Lefty: right on.
45. Zodiac Sign: aries
46. Innie or Outtie: very innie
DESCRIBE...
47. Your heritage: white and some not white
48. The shoes you wore today: fucking fuck, I've answered this twice
49. Your hair: SON OF A BITCH
50. Your weakness: OH MY GOD
51. Your fears: WHAT THE FUUUUCCCCCKKKKKKK?!?!?!?!?!?
53. Your most recent secret?: if it's a secret why would I make it public?
54. Your thoughts first waking up: shit.
55. The first feature you notice in the opposite sex: christ...how many times are we going to repeat all these questions?
56. Your bedtime: anywhere between 7pm and 2 am
57. Your most missed companion: Caitlyn
58. Your perfect pizza: eaten
60. Single or group dates: single...as in by myself.
61. Dogs or Cats: meow meow
62. Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: gross
63. Chocolate or vanilla: both
64. Cappuccino or Drip: drip drip drip
DO YOU...
65. Smoke: sometimes
66. Curse: hella
67. Sing: yah
68. Take a shower everyday: yeah
69. Have a crush: yes
71. Think you've been in love: I won't know unless it happens again
72. Want to go to college: yes
73. Want more than what you’ve got: yes
74. Want to get married: yes
75. Type w/ your fingers on the right keys: nay
76. Think you're attractive: sure
77. Think you’re a health freak: mostly
78. Get along with your parents: just fine
79. Play an instrument: nope
IN THE PAST 3 MONTHS:
80. drink: yes.
81. Smoke: hmm.. yes.
82. Done a drug: no
83. Made Out: yes.
84. Go on a date: blah. yes.
85. Eaten an entire box of Oreos: nay
86. Eaten sushi: yes.
87. Been dumped: no.
88. Made homemade cookies: yep
89. Been in love: god, I'd really rather not...
90. Gone skinny dipping: no
91. Dyed your hair: a few times
92. Stolen anything: no
HAVE YOU EVER..
93. Had too much to drink: maybe once, like 2 years ago
94. Been caught cheating: no, it was one kiss and I called and fessed up right away
95. Been called a tease: yes
96. Gotten beaten up: sort of
97. Changed who you were to fit in: gross
98. Cried at something beautiful: all the time
99. Spent too much money on something you didn’t need: a few times
100. Cried when someone died: more than once
01. Last Cigarette: recently-ish
02. Last Kiss: last month
03. Last Cry: when Nemore got hit by a car
04. Last Library Book Checked Out: some book of poetry by Dorothy Parker
05. Last Movie Seen In a Theatre: Charlie and the Chocolate factory...I hated it.
06. Last Book Read: The Bell Jar.
07. Last Cuss Word Uttered: dunno
08. Last Beverage Drank: milk
09. Last Food Consumed: last night
11. Last TV Show Watched: COPS - Pierce County!!!!
12. Last Time Showered: this morning
13. Last Shoes Worn: holy fucking fuck, this is the fourth time
14. Last CD Played: shit shit shit, at home in my cd player, it's still For Your Pleasure
15. Last Soda Drank: coke, yesterday morning
16. Last Thing Written: coke, yesterday morning
17. Last Words Spoken: I don't remember
18. Last Sleep: last night
21. Last Ice Cream Eaten: caramel drum stick, thank you Larissa!
22. Last Time Wanting to Die: bleh
26. Last Big Car Ride: in my tonka jeep!
27. Last Crush: I'm going to throw up.
28. Last Annoyance: not being able to meditate due to annoying little brother who wouldn't go to bed...
30. Last Time told off: pshh, yeah right.
32. Last Web Site Visited: besides this one...the Blood Brothers page
L A S T . . .
01. last movie you rented? Kill Bill vol. 1&2
02. movie you bought: fucking forever ago...I don't even remember
03. song you listened to: "Hit the Plane Down" - Pavement
04. song that was stuck in your head: the Star Wars song...all the fucking time, like 3 times a week for the past 2 years...I don't even know why, I hate Star Wars
05. person you've called:? Tyler, yesterday
06. person that's called you: Larissa
08. friend you made: Dur...Megan I guess
D O Y O U...
01. you have a crush on someone? li'l bit. these things are so fleeting though...
02. you wish you could live somewhere else: nah, I moved here for a reason
03. you think about suicide: not really, I mean everyone thinks about it, but I don't think about it SERIOUSLY anyway.
04. you believe in online dating: Woo hoo! NO fucking way!
05. think others find you attractive: yes, no, what's right?
06. you want anymore piercings: 5 months yo!
07. you drink: not recently
08. you do drugs: fuck drugs. I'm serious.
09. you smoke: not often anymore
10. you like cleaning: of course!!!
11. you like roller coasters: heck yes I do
12. you write in cursive or print: print
F O R *O R *A G A I N S T ...
long distance relationship: oh boy, I'm not "for" or "against" it...just not capable...
suicide: that's not my call
killing people: please!!! when?
teenage smoking: it's our fault if we want to fuck our bodies up
doing drugs: depends on the drug, pot? sure. meth? no.
driving drunk: yes. drunk driving is totally sweet. duh.
soap opera: ha ha, sweet.
F A V O R I T E . . .
thing to do: knit/sew or laugh
thing to talk about: anything but other people
drinks: tea
name brand: I could really care less
movie: Amelie..and not just because it's fucking french
singer: Brian Ferry
holiday: Valentines Day! Oh boy, there's nothing I love more than gorging myself on chocolate and washing it all down with a wheel barrow of tears.
H A V E Y O U . . .
ever cried over a female: in a friend-based context, yes
ever cried over a male: oh jesus
ever lied to someone: yes
ever been in a fist fight: almost...is that cool?
ever been arrested: nay
W H A T . . .
shampoo do you use: what a boring question
shoes do you wear: usually my red cons, but those got destroyed at the Blood Brother's show...
are you scared of: going outside
N U M B E R . . .
.. of times you have been in love? very funny
.. of times you have had your heart broken? enough
.. of hearts you have broken? I wouldn't know
.. of girls you have kissed? one or two, back when I thought that's what I was into...mmm...nope.
.. of boys you have kissed? I'd really rather not say
.. of drugs taken illegally? a couple
.. of people you consider your enemies? none really, I simply don't consider them at all.
.. of times your name has appeared in the newspaper? once or twice for girlscouts (HA.HA.HA.HA.), and then for my grandmother's obituary...oh and for that song I sang at Tracy's memorial.
.. of scars on your body? a bunch
.. of things in your past that you regret? if I'd bothered to count them I'd probably kill myself, maybe 4 that I actually wish I could take back.
Thirteen random things you like:
01: pearls
02: cute boys (I know, I know, but come on now, I really, really REALLY like to look)
03: singing
04: painting my nails
05: my kitten
06: when people say they'll call me and they actually do it
07: a good kisser
08: neat umbrellas
09: Transformers
10: mittens
11: casablanca lillies
12: conversation over coffee
13: The Stranger...mostly the I <3 TV column and Savage Love
Twelve good movies:
01: Kill Bill...duh
02: American Psycho
03: Ravenous
04: Election
05: The Forbidden Zone
06: The Royal Tenenbaums
07: Spinal Tap!
08: My Neighbor Totoro
09: Princess Mononoke
10: Eating Raoul
11: 28 Days Later
12: The Life Aquatic
Eleven good bands/artists:
according to itunes:
01: Roxy Music
02: David Bowie
03: Hint Hint
04: The Cure
05: Mastadon
06: Modest Mouse
07: Belle and Sebastian
08: Elliot Smith
09: The Velvet Underground
10: Duran Duran
11: fucking Ween!!!!!!
Ten things about you ... physically:
01: short
02: small boobs
03: expressive eyes
04: straight teeth
05: small hands
06: big legs
07: made for childbirth
08: really skinny neck
09: terrible skin
10: pierced
Nine good friends: (not in any particular order)
01:Cat
02:Adam
03:Larissa
04:Tyler
05:Tehlor
06:Erin
07:Taylour
08:Spencer
09:John Bradley
Seven favorite drinks:
01: coffee, 2 creams, 1 sugar
02: vanilla latte
03: grapefruit juice squeeze.
04: gin and tonic
05: black tea
06: mango bubble tea
07: coconut milk
Six Things that annoy you:
01: stupid girls
02: stupid boys
03: the O.C.
04: shitty Mtv and it's shitty music
05: listening to people talk about shitty music
06: stupid boys deserve to be listed twice
Five things you touch everyday:
01: iPod
02: my glasses
03: my hair
04: the lock on my bedroom door.
05: the dictionary
Four shows you watch:
01:go
02:and
03:fuck
04:yourself
Three things you look for in a girl/guy:
01: if they make me laugh
02: that they don't take themselves too seriously
03: nice teeth
Two things you hate:
01: this
02: youth
One thing/person you love:
01: Freddy Murcury
01 : Zoe
02 : Z
03 : Calamity
THREE THINGS THAT SCARE YOU:
01 : whales
02 : syringes
03 : trying anything new
THREE THINGS THAT MAKE YOU HAPPY:
01 : phone calls that last until I'm too tired not to slur my words
02 : long drives
03 : a good cry
THREE THINGS YOU HATE:
01 : my hair
02 : boys
03 : akward silences
THREE OF YOUR EVERYDAY ESSENTIALS:
(besides the obvious)
01 : pencil and paper
02 : iPod
03 : luna bar
THREE THINGS YOU ARE WEARING RIGHT NOW:
01: black suede ballet slippers
02: brown hoodeh
03: pink nail polish
THREE THINGS ABOUT THE OPPOSITE (OR SAME) SEX THAT APPEAL TO YOU:
01: skinny
02: a great smile
03: a better laugh
THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE HOBBIES:
01: sleeping
02: sleeping
03: faking it
THREE THINGS YOU WANT REALLY BAD RIGHT NOW:
01: a chew toy
02: a hug
03: new music
THREE CAREERS YOU'VE CONSIDERED:
01: freelance writing (HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!)
02: journalism
03: forensics
THREE PLACES YOU WOULD GO ON VACATION:
01: ashland
02: london
03: juneau
THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE:
01: play live music
02: write a book.
03: learn another language fluently
Name:
Zoe
Name that you would have if you had a choice:
Euthanasia
A friend you would switch names with:
Breanna...but actually just her last name, which is Sugar
A celebrity you would switch names with:
Octapussy
Age:
five and ten
Age you wish you were:
7
Age you act like:
dead
Birthday:
march 21
Appearance
height:
five foot one inch.
happy with it?:
sure it's fantastic
if not, what height would you be?:
4' 13"
hair color:
black purple red?
happy with it?
not particularly...
eye color:
"burnt auburn"?
shoe size:
foot
what is your favorite..
article of clothing:
my light gray gap sweater, I reserve it for mondays and fridays.
color:
orrrrange
fruit:
avacados
vegetable:
artichokes
meat:
anything sushi
food:
it's a tie between the perfect eggs benedict and good unagi
place to be:
In the sun, beneath the trees
person to be with:
any of my alternate personalities...they come out in my writing
state:
Washington
country (other than the one you live in):
I wouldn't know, I've never been anywhere else, but I hear Canada's pretty sweet.
actor:
dead
actress:
gweneth...
movie:
Right now...Spinal Tap
book:
It's not fair to make me pick just one...The Little Prince, The Bell Jar or Angela's Ashes I suppose
tv series:
Kids in the Hall
rapper:
Vanilla Ice.....i'm kidding.
the first thing comes to mind when i say..
envelope:
ovary
cookie:
gingerbread man
rape:
showtunes...i don't know either so don't ask me
chinchilla:
taco
fate:
phoenix
ghost:
carrot?
furniture:
mustard
yamaka:
hava
swirl:
peaches
croissant:
cheese
sunday school:
bell
jews:
hot
mexicans:
eating raoul
chilli:
die
Asia:
McDonalds
chimpanzees:
disgusting
Phil:
no
Jerry:
Asia
Ashley:
hatchet wound
Juan:
Don
Mary:
secret
Taylor:
"Aw Hell!"
Chandler:
gay
Kangaroo:
hat
name the person who fits the following the most
sweetest:
Steph
coolest:
fuck that
person you'd want to steal clothes from:
Jade M
most athletic:
Ha ha ha...I don't have any athletic friends
most sarcastic:
Cat...no debate about that
funniest:
Hmmm, Greg...sort of...
biggest flirt:
This is stupid
most likely to kill someone:
me if these questions get any lamer...
most trustworthy:
Cat
someone who'd never blab a secret:
Cat or Adam
online the most:
Dan
does the most of these stupid surveys:
Taylor, and I love her for it
if you were on a deserted island, you'd be with:
Caitlyn and a bottle of rum
biggest animal lover:
how should I know?
most likely to be president:
hahahaha
most likely to succeed:
Catina
best hair:
Tehlor
smartest:
Probably Adam
dumbest:
dunno
most 'blond':
myself
what do you think of..
studded belts:
inevitable
eminem:
bitch please
avril:
uzi
canada:
sure
mexicans:
mexican
jews:
cute
vegetarians:
whatever
lamps:
I love lamp.
convertables:
tacky
cheerleading:
tacky
football:
boring
hockey:
sweet
school band:
miss the sax...
geometry:
BORGASM!!!
spoons:
i like to chew on them
these stupid surveys:
and-hearts-semicolon
bam margera:
douche
johnny depp:
overrated
the olsen twins:
porno please.
nirvana:
overrated
all american rejects:
"We love homos...uh-huh"
nine inch nails:
yawn
sublime:
cough choke die
HIM:
fuckface
marilyn manson:
shrug
george w. bush:
he's tulubar!
bill clinton:
Monicagate...he's my hero
brittany murphy:
slut.
shrek:
"MONGO!!!"
brittney spears:
WHOOOOOORE
christina agulaira:
I saw her in People magazine wearing a hat that I have. She's at least cute, but her music sucks.
cher:
"Do you believe..." that she's not dead yet?
vs.
soda vs. pop?
there's a difference?
brittney vs. christina:
christina...because she's not breeding.
nirvana vs. sublime:
sublana
toasters vs. blenders:
blenders...for the infants
cherries vs. strawberries:
les frais
coconuts vs. peanuts:
gross
boxes vs. spheres:
WHAT THE FUCK, WHO WROTE THIS?
math vs. science:
I adore both.
chicken vs. beef:
this is the most retarded survey ever...
malibu vs. orlando:
god damn it!
measles vs. chicken pox:
Oh please! I just love chicken pox!
younger sister vs. younger brother:
No!!!!
chilling at home vs. partying:
I'm running out of patience
movies vs. mall:
neither. I hate them both
work vs. school:
whut?
ARE YOU CURRENTLY GROUNDED?
no
DO YOU SNORE?
no
ARE YOU A LOVER OR A FIGHTER?
I'm a heart-breaker, it's different
WHAT'S YOUR WORST FEAR?
social interaction of any kind
AS A KID, WERE YOU A LEGO MANIAC?
nah
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF "REALITY" TV?
the pinacle of human evolution.
DO YOU CHEW ON YOUR STRAWS?
gosh yes
WERE YOU A CUTE BABY?
I guess?
IS THE SINGLE LIFE FOR YOU?
Uh, i don't know how to answer this question
WHAT COLOR IS YOUR KEYBOARD?
gun-metal gray
DO YOU SING IN THE SHOWER?
yesh
HAVE YOU EVER BUNGEE JUMPED?
fuck that
ANY SPECIAL TALENTS?
none that I can demonstrate
WHAT'S YOUR IDEAL VACATION SPOT?
asleep on a sunbeam
IS JAY LENO FUNNY?
I don't know, is he?
CAN YOU SWIM?
i look stupid swimming
HAVE YOU SEEN THE MOVE "DONNIE DARKO"?
like 4 years ago
ARE YOU A VIRGIN?
Are YOU a virgin?
DO YOU GIVE A DAMN ABOUT THE OZONE?
I wish it mattered
HOW MANY LICKS DOES IT TAKE TO GET TO THE CENTER OF A TOOSTIE POP?
more than one
CAN YOU SING THE ALPHABET BACKWARDS?
half of it
HAVE YOU EVER BEEN ON AN AIRPLANE?
like 100
ARE YOU AN ONLY CHILD?
um, I have have two half brothers and numerous step-siblings...but only one that I live with
DO YOU PREFER ELECTRIC OR MANUAL PENCIL SHARPENERS?
manual
WHAT'S YOUR STAND ON HUNTING?
with my mouth on the barrel
IS MARRIAGE IN YOUR FUTURE?
how should I know? I would like to get married some day, but I don't count on it.
DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING?
very much so actually, it's atrocious.
WHAT ARE YOU ALLERGIC TO?
onions
WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU SAID "I LOVE YOU"?
I have no idea
IS TUPAC STILL ALIVE?
is this question retarded?
DO YOU CRY AT WEDDINGS?
No....
HOW DO YOU LIKE YOUR EGGS?
in my mouth
ARE BLONDES DUMB?
all people are dumb, regardless of hair color.
WHERE DOES THE OTHER SOCK END UP?
up yours
WHAT TIME IS IT?
WHY ARE ALL THESE QUESTIONS IN CAPS???? OHMAHGAWD ITS 6:32 IN THE PM
DO YOU HAVE A NICKNAME?
yeah it's "bitch"
IS MCDONALD'S DISGUSTING?
most def.
WHO'S YOUR HERO?
Catina
WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU WERE IN A CAR?
about 2 hours ago when I drove here
DO YOU PREFER BATHS OR SHOWERS?
Showah
IS SANTA CLAUSE REAL?
No
DO YOU LIKE TO HAVE YOUR NECK KISSED?
who doesn't?
ARE YOU AFRAID OF THE DARK?
no, i embrace it (i'm so goth, i'm dead)
WHAT ARE YOU ADDICTED TO?
the dictionary...and my iPod
CRUNCHY PEANUT BUTTER OR REGULAR?
neither, they're both sticky, cementy horribleness
CAN YOU CRACK YOUR NECK?
yup
HAVE YOU EVER RIDDEN IN AN AMBULANCE?
lets not talk about that
HOW MANY TIMES HAVE YOU BRUSHED YOUR TEETH TODAY?
one
IS DRUG FREE THE WAY TO BE?
i think so
ARE YOU A HEAVY SLEEPER?
about 105lbs
HOW LOUD DO YOU SNEEZE?
I don't know, I've never gauged my sneeze volume
DO YOU LIKE YOUR LIFE?
do I have a choice?
WHAT'S YOUR BEST FRIEND'S NAME?
Cat Cat Cat
WHO'S BETTER: STONE COLD OR THE ROCK?
What about The Pebble? oh god that's a crap joke
ARE YOU PSYCHIC?
no
HAVE YOU READ "CATCHER IN THE RYE"?
yup
DO YOU PLAY ANY INSTRUMENTS?
i can play your face!
CAN YOU SKATEBOARD?
ha ha. no.
HAVE YOU EVER STOLEN MONEY?
probably
CAN YOU SNOWBOARD?
pretty well actually
DO YOU LIKE CAMPING?
i guess
ARE YOU HORNY?
at 15 years old i'm at the peak of hormonal imbalance...what do YOU think?
DO YOU SNORT WHEN YOU LAUGH?
occaisionally
DO YOU BELIEVE IN MAGIC?
in a young girls heart. (this was genny's answer, but it was coincadentally the first thing that came to my mind)
ARE DOGS A MAN'S BEST FRIEND?
i suppose if they give a good lickin'
DO YOU BELIEVE IN DIVORCE?
No, divorce is entirely a work of fiction, like the easter bunny.
CAN YOU DO THE MOONWALK?
no thank you
DO YOU MAKE A LOT OF MISTAKES?
Calamity
IS IT COLD OUTSIDE TODAY?
no
DOES SIZE MATTER?
how ambiguous.
WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU ATE?
cake...black forest...mmmmm
DO YOU WEAR NAIL POLISH?
yes
HAVE YOU EVER BEEN KISSED?
oh boy...
WHAT'S THE MOST ANNOYING TV COMMERCIAL?
I wouldn't know
DO YOU SHOP AT AMERICAN EAGLE?
I have jeans from there, but I don't really actively shop anywhere...except value village, that place rocks.
1. First grade teacher's name:
Bitch
2. Last person you kissed:
That Phil dude...wait no, that other guy
3. Last word you said:
probably an obsenity of some sort
4. Last song you sang: "This Charming Man" - The Smiths
5. Last person you hugged: Larissa
6. Last thing you laughed at: Amedeus
8. What's in your CD player: Roxy Music "For Your Pleasure"
9. What socks are you wearing: invisible ones
10. What's under your bed: the floor
12. Current taste: milk
13. Current hair style: mess
14. Current clothes: green wide leg, capri things, so comfy!!!...ballet slippers...brown hoodie...cream colored 3/4 cut shirt......yup. undies and stuff
15. Current Job: procrastinator
16. Current longing: motivation
17. Current desktop picture: EMACHINES!!!!
18. Current worry: am I spending to much time alone?
19. Current hate: myself.
21. Current favorite article of clothing: I already answered this
22. Favorite physical feature(s) of the opposite sex: smile smile smile
23. Last CD that you bought: Velvet Underground
24. Favorite place to be: yeah, I answered this too...
25. Least favorite place: anywhere where there's groups of people
27. If you could play a new instrument, what would it be?: I'm going to suck up and try to pick up the guitar
29. Current favorite word/saying: .... (mute)
30. um...there was no question here where did the question go?
31. Favorite Movies: fucking hell
32. Favorite Songs: lets see, right now....
01: Venus in Furs (The Velevet Underground)
02: Good Old Fashioned Lover-Boy (Queen)
03: Devastator (Blood Brothers)
04: The Strand (Roxy Music)
05: Love Rhymes With Hidous Car Wreck (Blood Brothers)
06: In Every Dream Home a Heartache (Roxy Music)
07: These Days (Nico)
08: Stephanie Says (Velvet Undergound)
09: Killer Queen (Queen)
10: Needle in the Hay (Elliot Smith)
34. One person from your past you wish you could go back and talk to: doesn't matter anymore...
35. Favorite day: dumb question
36. Where do you want to go: far far away
37. What is your career going to be: a surprise
39. What kind of car will you have: none, and neither will you HA HA HA
41. A random lyric: "Shiny, shiny, shiny boots of leather, whiplash girlchild in the dark, clubs and bells, your servant, don't forsake him, strike, dear mistress, and cure his heart"
4. Righty or Lefty: right on.
45. Zodiac Sign: aries
46. Innie or Outtie: very innie
DESCRIBE...
47. Your heritage: white and some not white
48. The shoes you wore today: fucking fuck, I've answered this twice
49. Your hair: SON OF A BITCH
50. Your weakness: OH MY GOD
51. Your fears: WHAT THE FUUUUCCCCCKKKKKKK?!?!?!?!?!?
53. Your most recent secret?: if it's a secret why would I make it public?
54. Your thoughts first waking up: shit.
55. The first feature you notice in the opposite sex: christ...how many times are we going to repeat all these questions?
56. Your bedtime: anywhere between 7pm and 2 am
57. Your most missed companion: Caitlyn
58. Your perfect pizza: eaten
60. Single or group dates: single...as in by myself.
61. Dogs or Cats: meow meow
62. Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: gross
63. Chocolate or vanilla: both
64. Cappuccino or Drip: drip drip drip
DO YOU...
65. Smoke: sometimes
66. Curse: hella
67. Sing: yah
68. Take a shower everyday: yeah
69. Have a crush: yes
71. Think you've been in love: I won't know unless it happens again
72. Want to go to college: yes
73. Want more than what you’ve got: yes
74. Want to get married: yes
75. Type w/ your fingers on the right keys: nay
76. Think you're attractive: sure
77. Think you’re a health freak: mostly
78. Get along with your parents: just fine
79. Play an instrument: nope
IN THE PAST 3 MONTHS:
80. drink: yes.
81. Smoke: hmm.. yes.
82. Done a drug: no
83. Made Out: yes.
84. Go on a date: blah. yes.
85. Eaten an entire box of Oreos: nay
86. Eaten sushi: yes.
87. Been dumped: no.
88. Made homemade cookies: yep
89. Been in love: god, I'd really rather not...
90. Gone skinny dipping: no
91. Dyed your hair: a few times
92. Stolen anything: no
HAVE YOU EVER..
93. Had too much to drink: maybe once, like 2 years ago
94. Been caught cheating: no, it was one kiss and I called and fessed up right away
95. Been called a tease: yes
96. Gotten beaten up: sort of
97. Changed who you were to fit in: gross
98. Cried at something beautiful: all the time
99. Spent too much money on something you didn’t need: a few times
100. Cried when someone died: more than once
01. Last Cigarette: recently-ish
02. Last Kiss: last month
03. Last Cry: when Nemore got hit by a car
04. Last Library Book Checked Out: some book of poetry by Dorothy Parker
05. Last Movie Seen In a Theatre: Charlie and the Chocolate factory...I hated it.
06. Last Book Read: The Bell Jar.
07. Last Cuss Word Uttered: dunno
08. Last Beverage Drank: milk
09. Last Food Consumed: last night
11. Last TV Show Watched: COPS - Pierce County!!!!
12. Last Time Showered: this morning
13. Last Shoes Worn: holy fucking fuck, this is the fourth time
14. Last CD Played: shit shit shit, at home in my cd player, it's still For Your Pleasure
15. Last Soda Drank: coke, yesterday morning
16. Last Thing Written: coke, yesterday morning
17. Last Words Spoken: I don't remember
18. Last Sleep: last night
21. Last Ice Cream Eaten: caramel drum stick, thank you Larissa!
22. Last Time Wanting to Die: bleh
26. Last Big Car Ride: in my tonka jeep!
27. Last Crush: I'm going to throw up.
28. Last Annoyance: not being able to meditate due to annoying little brother who wouldn't go to bed...
30. Last Time told off: pshh, yeah right.
32. Last Web Site Visited: besides this one...the Blood Brothers page
L A S T . . .
01. last movie you rented? Kill Bill vol. 1&2
02. movie you bought: fucking forever ago...I don't even remember
03. song you listened to: "Hit the Plane Down" - Pavement
04. song that was stuck in your head: the Star Wars song...all the fucking time, like 3 times a week for the past 2 years...I don't even know why, I hate Star Wars
05. person you've called:? Tyler, yesterday
06. person that's called you: Larissa
08. friend you made: Dur...Megan I guess
D O Y O U...
01. you have a crush on someone? li'l bit. these things are so fleeting though...
02. you wish you could live somewhere else: nah, I moved here for a reason
03. you think about suicide: not really, I mean everyone thinks about it, but I don't think about it SERIOUSLY anyway.
04. you believe in online dating: Woo hoo! NO fucking way!
05. think others find you attractive: yes, no, what's right?
06. you want anymore piercings: 5 months yo!
07. you drink: not recently
08. you do drugs: fuck drugs. I'm serious.
09. you smoke: not often anymore
10. you like cleaning: of course!!!
11. you like roller coasters: heck yes I do
12. you write in cursive or print: print
F O R *O R *A G A I N S T ...
long distance relationship: oh boy, I'm not "for" or "against" it...just not capable...
suicide: that's not my call
killing people: please!!! when?
teenage smoking: it's our fault if we want to fuck our bodies up
doing drugs: depends on the drug, pot? sure. meth? no.
driving drunk: yes. drunk driving is totally sweet. duh.
soap opera: ha ha, sweet.
F A V O R I T E . . .
thing to do: knit/sew or laugh
thing to talk about: anything but other people
drinks: tea
name brand: I could really care less
movie: Amelie..and not just because it's fucking french
singer: Brian Ferry
holiday: Valentines Day! Oh boy, there's nothing I love more than gorging myself on chocolate and washing it all down with a wheel barrow of tears.
H A V E Y O U . . .
ever cried over a female: in a friend-based context, yes
ever cried over a male: oh jesus
ever lied to someone: yes
ever been in a fist fight: almost...is that cool?
ever been arrested: nay
W H A T . . .
shampoo do you use: what a boring question
shoes do you wear: usually my red cons, but those got destroyed at the Blood Brother's show...
are you scared of: going outside
N U M B E R . . .
.. of times you have been in love? very funny
.. of times you have had your heart broken? enough
.. of hearts you have broken? I wouldn't know
.. of girls you have kissed? one or two, back when I thought that's what I was into...mmm...nope.
.. of boys you have kissed? I'd really rather not say
.. of drugs taken illegally? a couple
.. of people you consider your enemies? none really, I simply don't consider them at all.
.. of times your name has appeared in the newspaper? once or twice for girlscouts (HA.HA.HA.HA.), and then for my grandmother's obituary...oh and for that song I sang at Tracy's memorial.
.. of scars on your body? a bunch
.. of things in your past that you regret? if I'd bothered to count them I'd probably kill myself, maybe 4 that I actually wish I could take back.
Thirteen random things you like:
01: pearls
02: cute boys (I know, I know, but come on now, I really, really REALLY like to look)
03: singing
04: painting my nails
05: my kitten
06: when people say they'll call me and they actually do it
07: a good kisser
08: neat umbrellas
09: Transformers
10: mittens
11: casablanca lillies
12: conversation over coffee
13: The Stranger...mostly the I <3 TV column and Savage Love
Twelve good movies:
01: Kill Bill...duh
02: American Psycho
03: Ravenous
04: Election
05: The Forbidden Zone
06: The Royal Tenenbaums
07: Spinal Tap!
08: My Neighbor Totoro
09: Princess Mononoke
10: Eating Raoul
11: 28 Days Later
12: The Life Aquatic
Eleven good bands/artists:
according to itunes:
01: Roxy Music
02: David Bowie
03: Hint Hint
04: The Cure
05: Mastadon
06: Modest Mouse
07: Belle and Sebastian
08: Elliot Smith
09: The Velvet Underground
10: Duran Duran
11: fucking Ween!!!!!!
Ten things about you ... physically:
01: short
02: small boobs
03: expressive eyes
04: straight teeth
05: small hands
06: big legs
07: made for childbirth
08: really skinny neck
09: terrible skin
10: pierced
Nine good friends: (not in any particular order)
01:Cat
02:Adam
03:Larissa
04:Tyler
05:Tehlor
06:Erin
07:Taylour
08:Spencer
09:John Bradley
Seven favorite drinks:
01: coffee, 2 creams, 1 sugar
02: vanilla latte
03: grapefruit juice squeeze.
04: gin and tonic
05: black tea
06: mango bubble tea
07: coconut milk
Six Things that annoy you:
01: stupid girls
02: stupid boys
03: the O.C.
04: shitty Mtv and it's shitty music
05: listening to people talk about shitty music
06: stupid boys deserve to be listed twice
Five things you touch everyday:
01: iPod
02: my glasses
03: my hair
04: the lock on my bedroom door.
05: the dictionary
Four shows you watch:
01:go
02:and
03:fuck
04:yourself
Three things you look for in a girl/guy:
01: if they make me laugh
02: that they don't take themselves too seriously
03: nice teeth
Two things you hate:
01: this
02: youth
One thing/person you love:
01: Freddy Murcury