I posted a tweet the other day that I thought that the cleaning crew were screwing eachother on my desk every night after work. This is because for the past few days, I've come in to find my stuff all over the damn place. The papers I have tacked on the cube wall are all skewed, all of my objects are moved from my desktop and pressed against the ( Read more... )

Srsly, quitting my job and joining the circus.


http://www.feldentertainment.com/opening.htm

FYI, I totally just fell asleep during a staff meeting.

Perhaps I should take a nap when I get home today.

Also, this:

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Hilarious.

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