my horoscope generally has some bit of information in it that applies. yesterday: don't ignore the obvious. i'm not going to get all philosophical today, but that really applies right now ( Read more... )

Dear Ashley,
Here is your horoscope
for Monday, May 17:

Life might be expensive, but you can still afford what matters most. Of course, that's because the best things are free. It won't be hard to stay within your budget now for everything else.

it won't?! my astrologer must have forgotten that i am unemployed.

Dear Ashley,
Here is your horoscope
for Friday, April 2:

You're feeling restless, curious and ready to see what's beyond that next mountain -- or at least what might lie at the end of the next highway exit. Don't deny yourself. Find an appropriate companion and set off without an agenda.

does this mean i can leave school NOW?!?

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Dear Ashley,
Here is your horoscope
for Thursday, February 26:

If health isn't yet a big concern, maybe it should be. You could always be taking better care of your body. Check in with your system before distracting yourself from anything that might be amiss.

awesome. just what i wanted to hear.

Dear Ashley,
Here is your horoscope
for Saturday, February 21:

Somebody is losing interest. If your own star is fading, desperate measures hold a seductive appeal.

Dear Ashley,
Here is your horoscope
for Sunday, October 19:

Your luck takes a turn for the better as the stars smile upon you. Honesty and lack of pretense are appreciated among the rich. Be generous with what you have, because there's a lot more of it available.

the luck is going to start with the end of the wretched headache! hooray!

Dear Ashley,
Here is your horoscope
for Monday, October 13:

Sagittarius is getting too old or sophisticated to deal with indignity. You're so involved with how it looks that you neglect to consider what it means. Stop making so much noise about something that's only temporary.

i wish i had read that last night...

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Dear Ashley,
Here is your horoscope
for Saturday, September 20:

Your partner expects a response. Now is the time to prove how great you really are. You were telling the truth about those special powers, weren't you?

hmmm... remind me again why i read this day after day?