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1. Hi, I’m Nic and I’m rad.
2. I go to NYU and am probably the only crazy bitch voting for George W. Bush. Holla!
3. Actually, I don’t even know if I’m really registered to vote.
4. I signed up at Skate and Surf, and God knows if those fucking scenesters actually sent my form in.
5. That brings me to another statement: I hate the ‘scene.’
6. I used to love going to shows, but as of recent, it’s become more of an obligation than a hobby.
7. I love music, my bands and the live show when viewed from the back of the venue, on the stage or backstage.
8. NYCT makes my life more RIO.
9. Me and Xtina have a thing for brothers and cannot hide it. The Ways, Maddens, Grindin’ reggins, The Cometas, The Rohrigs and the kids who started it all…the Hansons.
10. I go to the museum way too much and plan on having my non-existant wedding at The Met in a private room.
11. I love Edward Hopper, Andy Warhol, Chuck Close and Richard Avedon.
12. I used to paint a lot, and my favorite medium was watercolor.
13. I cannot function without Vitamin Water, Cherry Coke and Taco Bell.
14. I turn 21 in January and it makes me upset because it is only 9 years away from 30. Scaryyyyyy.
15. Something Corporate is my favorite band and nobody compares.
16. I don’t care if you hate them.
17. I have a stray kitten who calls my garage home.
18. Her name is Frances Napoleon, partly because of the movie Napoleon Dynamite.
19. I work at Abercrombie & Fitch and am quite preppy, but hate that lifestyle and am quitting real soon.
20. My other job is at Razor and Tie, an indie label that houses…ahem…BRAND NEW.
21. Yeah, be jealous. I would be too.
22. I love fastfood and I think it shows.
23. Some guy on the street tonight didn’t think so.
24. He said “damn girl, you smart and you definitely work out, huh?”
25. I peed. I was also standing outside of McDonald’s with a number one in my bag. Nice. Haha.
26. I am obsessed with horror movies.
27. One day I will visit a legitamately haunted house.
28. Who wants to come with?
29. My car houses my life.
30. I am allergic to smoke, so don’t come near me if you have the habit.
31. I don’t take medication and hate doctors.
32. I do like traveling and being stupid.
33. California doesn’t compare to New York, but it was nice.
34. The sound on my computer isn’t working because it has AIDS.
35. I would be watching ‘Spaceballs’ on my computer if it wasn’t infected.
36. That movie is amazing, and Rob S.V and I can recite all the lines.
37. I’m only on 37? This sucks.
38. Let’s see…Almost Famous is my favorite movie of all time.
39. I’m gonna be a rock-writer like William Miller.
40. I worked at the CMJ Music Marathon this year doing a bunch of things…
41. Selling Merch,
42. Supervising Panels,
43. Going to free shows and parties,
44. and having a great time with Alanna, Xtina, Kibby, Shawna and even Sean Hart. Haha.
45. I can’t believe it was sponsored partly by Myspace.
46 I’m deleting all the people and bands on my myspace that aren’t either a) amazingly good or b) real friends.
47. People sometimes say I look like Jessica Biel, but I don’t see it.
48. She was in ‘Texas Chainsaw Massacre,’ which I saw with Val and it scared her for days.
49. So, yeah, that’s cool.
50. Right on…
51. I wear big shoes or flipflops religiously.
52. I should’ve grown up on a beach somewhere.
53. Even if it were a dirty New York beach.
54. I’m so coastal, it hurts.
55. My family are a bunch of nutzos, but I wouldn’t ask for anyone else.
56. I am an only child, but Jenn is like my sister; she’s my cousin and lives with me.
57. I would marry Chris Conley if he asked me even if he IS a pizza face.
58. He went to NYU. HOT DAMN!
59. NYU is cool. My music class sucks ass.
60. How eloquent of me?
61. I’m listening to Andrew W.K.
62. He is one of the greatest human beings to ever walk this planet. You should be his friend.
63. He is super-dirt-bag, but I’d marry him too; and I’m not even the marrying type!
64. I am a Capricorn, but it pisses me off.
65. Yeah, we’re determined and stead-fast and stubborn and all those boring things…
66. but we’re also quick-witted and funny and fiery and amazing. Don’t forget it!
67. I want someone to write a song about me…whether it be good or bad.
68. Who knows, maybe someone already has?
69. Scenekillers? Sure, why not?
70. Xtina, Jill and I almost got mased at a My Chemical Romance show last year.
71. That was funny, but not as funny as burning holes in that girls leather jacket.
72. My all-time favorite television show is Unsolved Mysteries.
73. You know you love it too.
74. My headphones just went fucking haywire.
75. I’m starting to get really annoyed.
76. I have a Six Flags season pass.
77. Yeah, it’s trashy.
78. But you love me anyway.
79. If you’re a good friend of mine, you know I’d do anything for you.
80. I enjoy giving gifts more than receiving them.
81. I’m excited for the Christmas season and decorating the tree and watching the lights on the tree flicker with a fire going.
82. I like the warmth of fires and long hugs.
83. I wish it were still summer though.
84. Now for some randomness to finish this up quick…
85. I dropped my phone in the toilet in New Mexico.
86. I lost all my numbers and it was hysterical.
87. Don’t put your phone in your back pocket before you pee.
88. Sunsets are lovely. Most lovely in Huntington Beach.
89. I want this semester to be over already, so I can take new classes.
90. Ummmm, here’s my Christmas list:
91. Starfish necklace from Tiffany’s.
92. Apple I-pod mini in greeeeeeeeeen.
93. Frances Napoleon to be allowed to live inside my house instead of the garage.
94. Batteries that never have to be recharged or thrown out.
95. A decent guy who doesn’t get emo with me every two seconds.
96. An endless tank of gas in my car.
97. Other than that, I’m pretty set, I think.
98. So in conclusion, I’m going to end this in the same way Christina did…
99. I want to be happy this year…
100. So let's go party on a tour bus. Haha.
1. Hi, I’m Nic and I’m rad.
2. I go to NYU and am probably the only crazy bitch voting for George W. Bush. Holla!
3. Actually, I don’t even know if I’m really registered to vote.
4. I signed up at Skate and Surf, and God knows if those fucking scenesters actually sent my form in.
5. That brings me to another statement: I hate the ‘scene.’
6. I used to love going to shows, but as of recent, it’s become more of an obligation than a hobby.
7. I love music, my bands and the live show when viewed from the back of the venue, on the stage or backstage.
8. NYCT makes my life more RIO.
9. Me and Xtina have a thing for brothers and cannot hide it. The Ways, Maddens, Grindin’ reggins, The Cometas, The Rohrigs and the kids who started it all…the Hansons.
10. I go to the museum way too much and plan on having my non-existant wedding at The Met in a private room.
11. I love Edward Hopper, Andy Warhol, Chuck Close and Richard Avedon.
12. I used to paint a lot, and my favorite medium was watercolor.
13. I cannot function without Vitamin Water, Cherry Coke and Taco Bell.
14. I turn 21 in January and it makes me upset because it is only 9 years away from 30. Scaryyyyyy.
15. Something Corporate is my favorite band and nobody compares.
16. I don’t care if you hate them.
17. I have a stray kitten who calls my garage home.
18. Her name is Frances Napoleon, partly because of the movie Napoleon Dynamite.
19. I work at Abercrombie & Fitch and am quite preppy, but hate that lifestyle and am quitting real soon.
20. My other job is at Razor and Tie, an indie label that houses…ahem…BRAND NEW.
21. Yeah, be jealous. I would be too.
22. I love fastfood and I think it shows.
23. Some guy on the street tonight didn’t think so.
24. He said “damn girl, you smart and you definitely work out, huh?”
25. I peed. I was also standing outside of McDonald’s with a number one in my bag. Nice. Haha.
26. I am obsessed with horror movies.
27. One day I will visit a legitamately haunted house.
28. Who wants to come with?
29. My car houses my life.
30. I am allergic to smoke, so don’t come near me if you have the habit.
31. I don’t take medication and hate doctors.
32. I do like traveling and being stupid.
33. California doesn’t compare to New York, but it was nice.
34. The sound on my computer isn’t working because it has AIDS.
35. I would be watching ‘Spaceballs’ on my computer if it wasn’t infected.
36. That movie is amazing, and Rob S.V and I can recite all the lines.
37. I’m only on 37? This sucks.
38. Let’s see…Almost Famous is my favorite movie of all time.
39. I’m gonna be a rock-writer like William Miller.
40. I worked at the CMJ Music Marathon this year doing a bunch of things…
41. Selling Merch,
42. Supervising Panels,
43. Going to free shows and parties,
44. and having a great time with Alanna, Xtina, Kibby, Shawna and even Sean Hart. Haha.
45. I can’t believe it was sponsored partly by Myspace.
46 I’m deleting all the people and bands on my myspace that aren’t either a) amazingly good or b) real friends.
47. People sometimes say I look like Jessica Biel, but I don’t see it.
48. She was in ‘Texas Chainsaw Massacre,’ which I saw with Val and it scared her for days.
49. So, yeah, that’s cool.
50. Right on…
51. I wear big shoes or flipflops religiously.
52. I should’ve grown up on a beach somewhere.
53. Even if it were a dirty New York beach.
54. I’m so coastal, it hurts.
55. My family are a bunch of nutzos, but I wouldn’t ask for anyone else.
56. I am an only child, but Jenn is like my sister; she’s my cousin and lives with me.
57. I would marry Chris Conley if he asked me even if he IS a pizza face.
58. He went to NYU. HOT DAMN!
59. NYU is cool. My music class sucks ass.
60. How eloquent of me?
61. I’m listening to Andrew W.K.
62. He is one of the greatest human beings to ever walk this planet. You should be his friend.
63. He is super-dirt-bag, but I’d marry him too; and I’m not even the marrying type!
64. I am a Capricorn, but it pisses me off.
65. Yeah, we’re determined and stead-fast and stubborn and all those boring things…
66. but we’re also quick-witted and funny and fiery and amazing. Don’t forget it!
67. I want someone to write a song about me…whether it be good or bad.
68. Who knows, maybe someone already has?
69. Scenekillers? Sure, why not?
70. Xtina, Jill and I almost got mased at a My Chemical Romance show last year.
71. That was funny, but not as funny as burning holes in that girls leather jacket.
72. My all-time favorite television show is Unsolved Mysteries.
73. You know you love it too.
74. My headphones just went fucking haywire.
75. I’m starting to get really annoyed.
76. I have a Six Flags season pass.
77. Yeah, it’s trashy.
78. But you love me anyway.
79. If you’re a good friend of mine, you know I’d do anything for you.
80. I enjoy giving gifts more than receiving them.
81. I’m excited for the Christmas season and decorating the tree and watching the lights on the tree flicker with a fire going.
82. I like the warmth of fires and long hugs.
83. I wish it were still summer though.
84. Now for some randomness to finish this up quick…
85. I dropped my phone in the toilet in New Mexico.
86. I lost all my numbers and it was hysterical.
87. Don’t put your phone in your back pocket before you pee.
88. Sunsets are lovely. Most lovely in Huntington Beach.
89. I want this semester to be over already, so I can take new classes.
90. Ummmm, here’s my Christmas list:
91. Starfish necklace from Tiffany’s.
92. Apple I-pod mini in greeeeeeeeeen.
93. Frances Napoleon to be allowed to live inside my house instead of the garage.
94. Batteries that never have to be recharged or thrown out.
95. A decent guy who doesn’t get emo with me every two seconds.
96. An endless tank of gas in my car.
97. Other than that, I’m pretty set, I think.
98. So in conclusion, I’m going to end this in the same way Christina did…
99. I want to be happy this year…
100. So let's go party on a tour bus. Haha.