26 - [Video] In which the phoenix is a maid for a week. Revenge isn't best cold; but in pink aprons

[fierybluebird]

[Marco's trademark pineapple haircut pops into view, but given what he's wearing underneath, it's not so noticeable in comparison. This, with the pink and green splotches, the frills, and yet Marco's usual deadpan face, just makes the whole thing surreal.]

Yo Tavros. Is there a way to speed this up somehow? Or a loophole?

[What. Even.]Oh...

Comments

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[gomugomunowin]

Well, actually one ti-- [Stopping dead and looking at that apron.]

.....ew, that apron looks really ugly.

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[crotchroses]

No offense, but I second this.

[video] 1/2

[fierybluebird]

I am in no way offended. But look, it has a handy pocket.

[All the deadpan EVER.]

[video] 2/2

[fierybluebird]

Though if a certain someone wouldn't mind giving tips to the person who picked it, I for one, would be appreciative.

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[crotchroses]

I would be honored. [Because merde, that thing is an offense to the senses.]

Who was it?

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[fierybluebird]

I can't tell.

[But he shows off a part of Spero where a certain red-head lives.]

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[crotchroses]

[Oh okay, he'll just look and--

...

Oh. Oh no.]

...

Eh...

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[fierybluebird]

Familiar with it?

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[crotchroses]

We might have slept together.

I can't remember.

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[fierybluebird]

[...........]

WHAT?!

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[crotchroses]

Oui.

[what 8|]

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[fierybluebird]

[Respect: -5. Ah if only he knew about WR :|]

That was... unexpected is all.

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[crotchroses]

Really? Why so?

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[fierybluebird]

Just is, just is...

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[fierybluebird]

It has a handy pocket. [ALL THE DEADPAN EVER.]

You were saying about one time?

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[gomugomunowin]

[He'll come back to the dare later.]

For one pocket!?! Geez, you can borrow my coat if you want one that bad!