[Marco's trademark pineapple haircut pops into view, but given what he's wearing underneath, it's not so noticeable in comparison.
This, with the pink and green splotches, the frills, and yet Marco's usual deadpan face, just makes the whole thing surreal.]
Yo Tavros. Is there a way to speed this up somehow? Or a loophole?
[What. Even.]
Oh... fuck... that went out to everyone didn't it? [He fumbles with the comm and just sighs.] Eh, it's fine. It's all under control. [You keep saying that Marco, you just keep saying that.] So ah... [Quick! Distract them from the apron! MAYBE NO ONE WILL NOTICE.] What's the craziest thing anyone's had to wear for a.... [Well he can't say blackmail soooo...] dare? Anyone? Come on, I could use a crazy story now.
Marco out. [Attempts to pose like a cool guy. And sign out. Yeah, that will make them forget.]