APP POST
Character: Apollo
Series: Percy Jackson and the Olympians
Character Age: Thousands of years old, although his usual appearance is that of a 17-18 year old teenage boy.
Yes
Canon: Demigods and their quests to save Western Civilization are all very important, yes, but none of them would even exist if it weren't for the Greek Gods and their inability to keep it in their pants. These gods are usually sitting on their thrones in Olympus, although they come down every once in awhile. When they do, it usually involves them making more kids or indirectly interfering with the demigods (since direct divine interference isn't allowed).
Apollo is the Greek God of the sun and a bunch of other things! He's a pretty friendly, confident guy, and he definitely has an ego. He does think that he's a pretty awesome guy, after all. His judgment probably isn't the best at times, considering that he was willing to let his half sister drive the Sun Chariot (and that was a pretty wild ride that managed to make him worry). He's a playful flirt that's always got a very shiny smile on his face, and he just really likes hanging out and hitting on cute/pretty women - even if they're off limits like his twin Artemis's virgin hunters. He'll back off when Artemis tells him, because despite how dysfunctional they can be together, he loves her enough to break ancient laws to help her. Absolutely no one messes with his little sis.
Note: Apollo loves poetry, and often gets obsessed with different types. His current obsession is haiku and unfortunately for everyone listening, Apollo is terrible at them... as well as any other sort of poetry he tries.
Sample Post:
Here we are! It took awhile to get here because of that whole sun-chariot-only-going-west thing, but I'm finally at Camp Fuck You Die! I'm not so sure about leaving my sun chariot with those zombies at the entrance. I don't want to have to clean all that decaying flesh off of the new leather! It'll probably be fine, though - some of those zombie chicks were pretty cute, and a lot of them were showing a bit of skin. It was probably for me, since they must have known that I was coming. Oh well - now that they're taking care of it, I can go look for that beautiful babe Marcy. I've heard about those great skills of hers when it comes to the hot guys she does stuff with. She can't deny me - I'm pretty hot, being the God of the sun, after all.
Let's see. I'm pretty sure I heard something about her living by that one lake I saw when I was parking - if I head over there, I can find the cutie and talk to her. I can feel a haiku coming on just from thinking about the stuff that she can do.
Marcy's skill is awesome.
She is divine in the bunk.
I will see this chick.
... I could always just go with "Marcy's skill is rare." It sounds even better. She won't be able to resist me after she hears it. I mean, it's a pretty impressive haiku. Who wouldn't love it? She'll probably say that she doesn't deserve a haiku written by me. She won't have to worry about that - I came up with it just for her! I don't write haikus for just anybody, after all. The honor is all hers! I'm going to make sure I stand by that lake and recite it just for her- it looks like I've finally arrived! It looks pretty weird, but... it's probably just something she likes. I like women like that.
It's a pretty romantic looking color, though - if she lives somewhere around here like I heard, she might be willing to come out here and have a bit of fun by the lake. She might even know a way to use that water and demonstrate those fine moves that I've heard about! She's so close, I can feel it-- what's that under the water? Marcy? Is it you? Come on out, sweethear-- WHOA, that's not a girl! Hey! Let go! You're all slimy, and I can't be slimy when I get back in the sun chariot later! ... You're Marcy? You've got to be lying- there's no way I could be wrong! ... Oh! I get it now, you're just guarding her, aren't you? I'll get by you to see her!
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Series: Percy Jackson and the Olympians
Character Age: Thousands of years old, although his usual appearance is that of a 17-18 year old teenage boy.
Yes
Canon: Demigods and their quests to save Western Civilization are all very important, yes, but none of them would even exist if it weren't for the Greek Gods and their inability to keep it in their pants. These gods are usually sitting on their thrones in Olympus, although they come down every once in awhile. When they do, it usually involves them making more kids or indirectly interfering with the demigods (since direct divine interference isn't allowed).
Apollo is the Greek God of the sun and a bunch of other things! He's a pretty friendly, confident guy, and he definitely has an ego. He does think that he's a pretty awesome guy, after all. His judgment probably isn't the best at times, considering that he was willing to let his half sister drive the Sun Chariot (and that was a pretty wild ride that managed to make him worry). He's a playful flirt that's always got a very shiny smile on his face, and he just really likes hanging out and hitting on cute/pretty women - even if they're off limits like his twin Artemis's virgin hunters. He'll back off when Artemis tells him, because despite how dysfunctional they can be together, he loves her enough to break ancient laws to help her. Absolutely no one messes with his little sis.
Note: Apollo loves poetry, and often gets obsessed with different types. His current obsession is haiku and unfortunately for everyone listening, Apollo is terrible at them... as well as any other sort of poetry he tries.
Sample Post:
Here we are! It took awhile to get here because of that whole sun-chariot-only-going-west thing, but I'm finally at Camp Fuck You Die! I'm not so sure about leaving my sun chariot with those zombies at the entrance. I don't want to have to clean all that decaying flesh off of the new leather! It'll probably be fine, though - some of those zombie chicks were pretty cute, and a lot of them were showing a bit of skin. It was probably for me, since they must have known that I was coming. Oh well - now that they're taking care of it, I can go look for that beautiful babe Marcy. I've heard about those great skills of hers when it comes to the hot guys she does stuff with. She can't deny me - I'm pretty hot, being the God of the sun, after all.
Let's see. I'm pretty sure I heard something about her living by that one lake I saw when I was parking - if I head over there, I can find the cutie and talk to her. I can feel a haiku coming on just from thinking about the stuff that she can do.
Marcy's skill is awesome.
She is divine in the bunk.
I will see this chick.
... I could always just go with "Marcy's skill is rare." It sounds even better. She won't be able to resist me after she hears it. I mean, it's a pretty impressive haiku. Who wouldn't love it? She'll probably say that she doesn't deserve a haiku written by me. She won't have to worry about that - I came up with it just for her! I don't write haikus for just anybody, after all. The honor is all hers! I'm going to make sure I stand by that lake and recite it just for her- it looks like I've finally arrived! It looks pretty weird, but... it's probably just something she likes. I like women like that.
It's a pretty romantic looking color, though - if she lives somewhere around here like I heard, she might be willing to come out here and have a bit of fun by the lake. She might even know a way to use that water and demonstrate those fine moves that I've heard about! She's so close, I can feel it-- what's that under the water? Marcy? Is it you? Come on out, sweethear-- WHOA, that's not a girl! Hey! Let go! You're all slimy, and I can't be slimy when I get back in the sun chariot later! ... You're Marcy? You've got to be lying- there's no way I could be wrong! ... Oh! I get it now, you're just guarding her, aren't you? I'll get by you to see her!
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