Bones - s5e6: "Tough Man in the Tender Chicken" Squeecap

Nov 06, 2009 19:12

As always, this is very, very image heavy, but this time around the caps are a little bigger because I simply don't have time to resize each one like I usually do. So I apologize profusely if this kills your computer. :P



LOL ~SPOILER ALERT~


THIS GUY DID IT.





Not gonna lie, these girls freak me out. A lot. Looks like they freak Brennan out, too.














THOSE GIRLS ARE BOTH AWESOME AND CREEPY ALL AT THE SAME TIME. Though, I'm still leaning towards creepy. I would have been screaming or crying or passed out if I had come across a nasty dead body like that. XD I suppose if you idolize Brennan, that's all part of the job.











AWW BRENNAN IS BEING NICE TO THE CREEPY LITTLE GIRLS...







...nevermind.



OKAY, SERIOUSLY, AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO FINDS THEM CREEPY? LOOK AT THEIR FACES. D: D: They're the kind of group that could commit a murder and TOTALLY GET AWAY WITH IT.



Watch your back, Brennan.

Watch your back.







"You couldn't just let them have that one, let it go by?"
"Then they'd never learn."

LOL.





"What causes a corpse to smell like a fart?"

LOL OH WENDELL. :D You're getting cheeky.

And I like it.



Wendell: blah blah blah FARTS.
Hodgins: LOL FARTS.



haha, I like how Brennan was questioning why exactly Booth was there when she hadn't even called him.













"Okay, look, I don't freak out, do I freak out?"
"Some-sometimes."

HEEE. I love love love how Brennan said that.



ACK.



"I LOOK GOOOOOD."

Aww, he's smiling!

XD











lulz, I love it when they bicker. :D



Okay, am I the only one who noticed how intensely Brennan is staring at Booth throughout this scene? I dunno, maybe my brain is just making things up, but geez.



ACK PART DEUX.



kousuke_blade and I lovingly refer to these kinds of backdrops as the Green Screen of Death™. XD





Hey, you guys? OUR OTP IS GORGEOUS.































OMG JUST GET BACK TOGETHER ALREADY YOU TWO.













I GUESS THE YOKES ON THEM, EH? EH? *wink wink nudge nudge*

I'm sorry. I'm so sorry.

(lol emily and david were totally laughing during this scene)

Anyway, was I the only one hoping for a joint shower scene after this? Y/N/SHUT THE HELL UP JENNY YOU'RE CRAZY?

I think Booth was hoping there'd be a joint shower, too, and was disappointed there wasn't one.



Yep. Disappointed.

...I might have to write a fic about that.



LOOOOOOOOL. WHAT A HANDY PLACE TO KEEP A USB DRIVE.

I must have one.



























Poor Angela. :( I know exactly how she feels. I'm 100% against factory farming, and I agree with her about the whole they-might-not-be sentient-but they-sure-as-hell-can-still-feel deal.

It seems as if Brennan is trying to understand, but it's difficult for her because she's so set in her own ways.

Also? I would love to see a chicken revolution. Do you think it would be something like the movie Chicken Run?

...okay, shutting up now.



























This scene makes me sad. :( And I'm surprised by both Angela and Brennan. I'm surprised Angela just expects Brennan to automatically agree to making a large donation towards saving the pig, when Angela knows how Brennan is. I know that Angela is kind of not herself because of the whole celibacy thing, but still. And I'm surprised by Brennan because she said before that she always wanted a pet pig, yet she's being so cold about all this. And yet, I completely understand her reasoning. I understand both of their reasoning, so this is a hard scene to figure out.







ASJDKFHKJALSFDHLKJSADFKJLSDF I LOVE THIS SCENE SO MUCH YOU GUYS. (DUH). What I adore the most about it is the fact that Booth is constantly aware of how Brennan is feeling. He's always observing her, making sure she's okay and I just find that so romantic and caring.



Sweets: LOL CHICKEN. 8D









"Everything okay, there, Bones? I know when something's wrong with you, and something's wrong, alright? What can I do to help?"

*CUE JENNY EMITTING HIGH-PITCHED NOISES THAT ONLY DOGS CAN HEAR*

Why can't all men be like Booth? Seriously. AND OMG AWW LOOK AT BRENNAN'S LITTLE SMILE.























Booth's reasoning is sound, and you can totally tell he's had experience in these sorts of situations before. XD









"Listen, Bones, I would do anything for you. I would die for you, I would kill for you..."

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!









He's STILL keeping an eye her. <3





























































"Bones, everything's going to be okay between you and Angela, alright? You two are like sisters."
"I'm just not used to not getting along with people."
"Seriously? 'Cause it seems like you-"
"Thanks, Booth. Just bring in the human parts tomorrow and I'll...take a look."

Jenny's roommate:
Jenny is currently passed out on her bed due to an overdose of hand!porn. Please check back later.

BUT SERIOUSLY, YOU GUYS, SERIOUSLY. SERI.OUS.LY.

Seriously.

You have just witnessed epic hand!porn. Don't even get me started on how Booth is gazing at her. Yeah, this was a little awkward, but Brennan is always a little awkward in situations like these, and I would like to point out that Brennan did not pull away from him. AND DID YOU SEE HOW LONG IT TOOK THEM TO LET GO OF EACH OTHER'S HANDS?! hhhhhnnnnnggggg

GAH, THESE TWO WILL BE THE DEATH OF ME.























DID YOU SEE THAT? THEY JUST HAD A GUY BONDING MOMENT. XD I laughed SO HARD at Sweets' "Oooooh, no! It's all right!" hahahaha.

Random, but, I really, really like this shot:




...annnnd I'll never be eating fried chicken again.





lol Sweets just got pwned.



















OMG WENDELL. WAY TO BE THE SWEETEST MAN ON EARTH. I sure as hell would kiss him, too!

But I found this scene to be really...off. The Angela/Wendell ship is kind of off in general. I mean, I love the two of them a lot, but separately. And I think we're suppose to feel a bit awkward about it, which is fine. Jack and Ange will get back together eventually.



LOL HOMER SIMPSON BUTT.







hahahaha CAM SUSPECTS BULLSHIT.









































<33333 I LOVE this conversation between these two. Sweets was brilliant and Brennan actually listened to him and she's adorable and asjdhfkjlahdsfkjh awesome, awesome scene.









"Yeah, I don't twirl the interns. Perhaps Angela will do it."

LMAO.

















lololololololol XD



For some reason, I really, really love seeing Booth riding this cart. :P He's such a kid sometimes. *SQUISH*







AWW. I love how Booth is all confused why she needs his tie









AGAIN, I SAY: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

LOOK AT HIS LITTLE SMILE. HE SO WISHES THEY WERE ALONE IN THAT MOMENT SO HE COULD TAKE THINGS FURTHER. YOU JUST KNOW IT.







YES, PLZ TO BE UNBUTTONING YOUR SHIRT ALL THE WAY, BOOTH.





Okay, now she's just finding excuses to touch him.

I don't blame her.















Poor Booth. :( He's all confuzzled. *pets*



"Would I like one of those fruity drinks?"
"No."

OMG SO CUTE. Brennan is absolutely adorable for asking that.







:(













"I can tell when people are lying. Or I could tell before my whole...recto-cerebral infracture."
"That's not a real medical condition."
"Are you sure, because, that's what I'm feeling right now."
"If it were real, it would be pretty disgusting. Recto...cerebral..."

LOL. Thank you for that mental image, Brennan.





















"I just...I'm not up to speed here. I woke up this morning and I realized that I didn't even know if I liked brown sugar on my oatmeal."
"Well, next time call me. You like brown sugar on everything."
"I am the one who's suppose to know when people are lying. Who do I call up for that?"
"Sweets."
"Sweets?"
"You said he's like a human lie detector test."

OMG SHE KNOWS THAT HE LIKES BROWN SUGAR ON EVERYTHING. That's so fabulously adorable. And once again, poor Booth. :( He's still so conflicted. WE ALL STILL LOVE YOU, BOOTH, EVEN IF YOU'RE NOT AT "FULL SPEED."







"I don't like things at half speed, okay? I'm a full speed kind of a guy."
"Well, even at half speed, you're twice as fast as anyone else."

AWWWWWWWWW. <3 Brennan, you really know how to say the right thing sometimes.

















"You wanna see the fastest draw in the west?"
"Sure."
"You wanna see it again?"

ASDFKJHAWOIUEHFKJJASDNJKH I CAN'T HANDLE THEM ANYMORE, YOU GUYS. THEM MAKE ME INCOHERENT WITH GLEE.





BEFORE I CONTINUE, LOOK AT HOW ADORABLE BOOTH LOOKS IN THIS CAP. I SHALL CALL HIM SQUISHY AND HE SHALL BE MINE AND HE SHALL BE MY SQUISHY.































"But I wanna know what you think. As a full grown man of experience. I need to know what you think."
"I think you should let her have this one."

Excellent choice of words, Brennan. ;)











HE IS SO RIDICULOUSLY IN LOVE WITH HER OMG.





Aww, yay! I'm glad they're not fighting anymore. I really don't like it when they fight.













LOL BOOTH'S REACTION IS PERFECT.

And adorable. But that's a given.























"Angela's very happy."
"I can see that."
"You said that in a funny way....You noticed something. See? You still got it."

ARM TOUCHING. AND SMILING. AND LOVE. OH THE LOVE.









































"You're not going to ask me what I saw?"
"Do I want to know?"
"No."
"Do you want to know anyway?"
"Nope. It can wait. I trust you."

I'M JUST GOING TO DEMAND THAT YOU GO WATCH THIS SCENE AGAIN RIGHT NOW. STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND WATCH THE LOVE. IT HAS NEVER BEEN MORE OBVIOUS THAT TWO PEOPLE ARE IN LOVE. HOLY CRAP. THE EYE!SEX IS ~DAZZLING~. EVEN EDWARD SPARKLE CULLEN WOULD BE DAZZLED BY THESE TWO. AND THAT'S SAYING SOMETHING.

But omg you guys. The way Booth said, "Do you want to know anyway?" was so flirty and amazing and adorable and the look he gave her as he said stopped my heart. AND THE FACT THAT THEY DON'T TAKE THEIR EYES OFF EACH OTHER AS THEY ARE TAKING SIPS FROM THEIR DRINKS IS THE MOST AMAZING THING EVER. AND OMG DID YOU HEAR THE MUSIC THAT WAS PLAYING DURING THE SCENE? IT WAS THE INSTRUMENTAL VERSION OF "LA LA LA LOOK AT BOOTH AND BRENNAN STARING AT EACH OTHER LA LA LA THEY ARE SO INCREDIBLY IN LOVE LA LA LA HAPPY TIMES WILL BE HAD BY ALL LA LA LA"

I know I keep pointing this out, and everyone and their grandma knows this already, but they are so in love. I JUST LOVE SAYING THAT BECAUSE THEIR LOVE IS AMAZING.

Just watching their eye!sex makes me exhausted. In a very, very good way.

SO THAT'S THAT, FANGIRLS. What did YOU think of this episode? FAIL OR FLAIL? ;) Personally, I'm going with flail.

booth/brennan, post of epic proportions, squeecap, omfg, picspam, bones, angela kicks so much ass, squee

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