Bones - s5e5: "A Night at the Bones Museum" Squeecap
This episode was toe-curlingly good. HOT DAMN.
Also? This week's squeecap has 302 caps. You've been warned. :D
We start out the episode with our favorite couple duo...
...plus one.
O_O
STOP LOOKING AT HIM LIKE THAT, BRENNAN. That sort of look should only be reserved for Booth.
Aww, Booth thought he could be with the cool crowd and call him Andrew, but he was denied. THAT'S OKAY, BOOTH. YOU ARE MUCH MORE ATTRACTIVE AND ALL AROUND AMAZING THAN MR. HACK-JOB.
I SAID STOP IT, BRENNAN.
Yay for compliments about Booth!
Boo for raining on Booth's parade, Brennan.
SHUT UP, HACK-JOB, IT'S NOT FUNNY.
BOOTH COULD WHIP YOUR ASS ANY DAY OF THE WEEK.
DAMMIT, BRENNAN, STOP. IT. RIGHT. NOW.
"Director Hacker wants to have sex with me."
*snort* Subtle, Brennan, subtle. And I love how Booth almost drops his pen. XD
And immediately tells Brennan to be polite and turn Hacker down. :P
I just really like this cap. :D
I love how Booth uses the Sweets/Daisy situation to talk more about Brennan needing to not accept Hacker's invitation to dinner.
Okay, I used to really be annoyed by Daisy (although I've always thought that her relationship with Sweets is adorable) but this scene COMPLETELY cracked me up and I don't find her so annoying anymore. XD The way she drops her voice is HILARIOUS, and the faces she makes in the episode are priceless. :P
FANGIRL!BRENNAN IS THE BEST THING IN THE WHOLE WIDE WORLD.
SEE? SEEEEEE? BEST THING EVER. I MEAN, SHE ACTUALLY SQUEES, YOU GUYS.
AND LOL AT DAISY'S EXPRESSIONS.
AND OMG I LAUGHED SO HARD AT ANGELA AND HODGINS REACTIONS:
:D
I LOVE HOW BOOTH SAYS ASSISTANT DIRECTOR HACKER'S NAME HERE LOL. He's so deliciously sarcastic.
GOOD JOB AT BEING NONCHALANT, BOOTH.
UH HUH, SURE, BOOTH. "STRICTLY PROFESSIONAL" MY ASS. Don't worry, bb, your time will come.
"You don't know who Britney Spears is, but you know this movie."
LOL
LOL BRENNAN JUST HAD A MINI FANGASM.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ONE OF MY VERY FAVORITE BRENNAN MOMENTS EVERRRRR. AND ANGELA'S EXPRESSION MAKES IT 10 BILLION TIMES BETTER. LOLOLOLOL.
She then goes back into fangasm mode and Angela is still concerned for her mental health.
BRENNAN IS SO TURNED ON LOL. FUCK, I TOTALLY AM. ACTION!BOOTH IN ANY FORM IS SWOON WORTHY.
Aww, poor Booth is getting old. *pets*
~BEWB INTERLUDE~
~BEWB INTERLUDE~
WE NOW RETURN TO OUR REGULARLY SCHEDULED PROGRAM
"The unrine of a red-headed boy."
"We need SO much more than that."
LMAO
"A red-headed boy PEED on her eye?"
LMAOLMAO
Booth TOTALLY got the Brennan Glare O' Death for insulting museums. XD
Awwww, Booth checked out Hack-Job because he wanted to learn about his competition. THERE IS NO COMPETITION, BOOTH. YOU WILL BE THE VICTOR AT THE END OF THIS LONG BATTLE.
Horrible, horrible analogy. I apologize.
WAY TO RUIN THE MOMENT, BRENNAN, GEEZ.
Can we just take a moment to admire the awesome that is Angela and Hodgins? I love seeing the two of them alone together because it reminds me of the good ol' days. I think they are slowly getting back into the swing of things...I mean, look at how he's looking at her in that last cap! :D
WHAT THE HELL IS SHE WEARING? ILU CAM, BUT THAT SHIRT THING HAS GOT TO GO.
IT PAINS ME TO CAP THIS NEXT SCENE, BUT IT MUST BE DONE.
BRENNAN, YOU ARE ABSOLUTELY ADORABLE, BUT IT WASN'T THAT FUNNY.
BOOTH AGREES.
AWWWW, YOU JUST COULDN'T HELP YOURSELF, COULD YOU, BRENNAN? I love that she loves that meatloaf story. <3
LOL SHUT UP MY THOUGHT BUBBLE IS PERFECTLY NORMAL LOOKING, IF A BIT POINTY.
I'M NOT AN ARTIST, OKAY.
OH, WHATEVER, BRENNAN, YOU BROUGHT BOOTH UP.
*GAGS*
SAVED BY THE TEXT MESSAGE.
I DON'T THINK I COULD BE ANY CLEARER WITH MY THOUGHTS ON THIS PARTICULAR SUBJECT.
I LOVE ANGELA.
"...but with Andrew there's the potential for sex."
"And not with Booth?"
WAY TO CHANGE THE SUBJECT...
...TWICE. And lol poor celibate Angela. Who wants to bet she's going to break her vow with Hodgins? ;)
Umm...Sweets? How could you not know that was a human brain? XD
AWWWW. I LOVE SWEETS. AND I LOVE CAM. AND I LOVE THIS SHOW. AND LOL BRAINS.
Friendship hugs are never awkward, Cam! :D
"You'll do it, Booth, you always do."
I LOVE THIS TINY MOMENT WAY MORE THAN I PROBABLY SHOULD. I CAN'T HELP IT. HER FAITH IN HIM AND THE LITTLE REASSURING PAT ON THE ARM IS SO ADORABLE.
Hee, Booth already knows what's coming.
"Bones doesn't feel the pressure to act or do or say anything that she doesn't want to, and no one, no one, can make her. That's what makes her...Bones."
OKAY THAT? THAT IS WHY I WANT TO MARRY THAT MAN. THE WAY HE SAYS "BONES" AND HIS LITTLE SMILE AND HOW HE'S BEING SO VERY SWEET TO THE MAN WHO IS DATING THE LOVE OF HIS LIFE AND HOW HE JUST GETS BRENNAN AND ASDJFHLKASDJFKLHASDFJH I WANT TO HAVE HIS BABIES.
LOOK AT HIS SMILE IN THAT LAST CAP. LOOK AT IT.
okay i'm done.
DAVID BOREANAZ PLAYS THIS NEXT SCENE SO AMAZINGLY WELL:
HE NEEDS A CUDDLE. *CUDDLES*
AND NOW FOR THE SCENE THAT ALMOST MADE ME PASS OUT FROM GLEE AND GUH:
OKAY, LET ME JUST SAY THAT I LOVE THE FACT THAT HE ACTUALLY BROUGHT AN EGG WITH HIM.
THE SHIT HATH HIT-ETH THE FAN.-ETH. (NAME THE MOVIE THAT QUOTE COMES FROM AND YOU WIN THE INTERNET)
ANGRY-BUT-CALM!BOOTH IS EXTREMELY HOT AND LOL AT BRENNAN'S MIMING.
"Why are you so upset?"
"Because, what goes on between us is ours."
*FLATLINES*
THE WAY HE SAYS THAT LINE (WHICH IS MY FAVORITE LINE OF DIALOGUE IN THE WHOLE WIDE UNIVERSE RIGHT NOW) IS JUST SO INTENSE AND IT KILLS ME EVERY SINGLE TIME I HEAR IT. MY HEART LITERALLY SKIPS A BEAT AND I GET THE WARM FUZZIES. HHHHNNNGGGGG.
That line is just so simple, yet says SO MUCH about Booth's feelings. GAH, AMAZING.
HE RESERVED THE MEATLOAF STORY FOR YOU, BRENNAN, BECAUSE HE ONLY TELLS ADORABLE STORIES LIKE THAT TO PEOPLE HE ~LOVES~.
Q: Could Emily and David have played this scene any better?
A: NO, THEY COULDN'T HAVE.
I mean, just LOOK at their expressions. Emily's transformation is AMAZING and David's stare conveys SO MUCH emotion.
GUH.
RANDOM: I love how he looks down at her arm after she touches him.
UMM HI, WHERE CAN I FIND A BOYFRIEND LIKE SWEETS? JUST LOOK AT HIM OMG HOW ADORABLE IS HE?
AND NOW THE SCENE THAT KILLED 5 MILLION FANGIRLS IN 2 MINUTES FLAT:
QUICK NOTE: THIS SCENE IS VRY VRY PRETTY.
LOL ~BEWBIES~
BOOTH APPRECIATES THE VIEW.
YES, BRENNAN, THIS IS WHAT I WAS TALKING ABOUT. RESERVE THOSE KINDS OF SMILES FOR BOOTH. You guys, she loves him so hard. <3
"I have to speak. I hate these things."
"What are you talking about, Bones? You're great at these things. Listen, you changed history. How many people can say that?"
"You can. Every arrest you make changes history. You make the world safer."
"With your help."
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BRB DYING FROM THE LOVE.
Again, David and Emily are SPOT ON. They way they subtly move towards each other is PERFECT.
Aww, BOOTH. <3 Don't worry, Hack-Job won't come and ruin your night.
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE*
LOOK AT THEM. LOOK. KEEP LOOKING. LOOK AT BOOTH'S CROSS-EYED STARE RIGHT AS HE'S ABOUT TO KISS HER AND LOOK AT HOW HAPPY AND EXCITED BRENNAN LOOKS THAT HE IS GOING TO KISS HER.
THEY WERE TOTALLY GOING TO HAVE THEIR FIRST REAL KISS
EXCEPT
THIS HAPPENED. *FACEPALM*
I AGREE, BOOTH.
BUT THAT'S OKAY BECAUSE WE GOT ONE OF THE MOST ADORABLE LITTLE MOMENTS IN THE HISTORY OF ADORABLE LITTLE MOMENTS. (also, did this remind anyone else of the scene in The End in the Beginnin where Brennan does Booth's tie for him?)
ASDJHFALKJSHDFLKJAHSDFKLJH LOOK AT THEIR FACES
*happy sigh* Perfect ending to a (mostly) perfect episode.
:D
*this is literally the sound i made after first watching this scene. i was actually kicked out of my room by my roommate until i had calmed down some. even then, i could not control the face-hurting grin and flailiy movements when i returned.
SQUEE WITH ME, FANGIRLS. \o/
Also? This week's squeecap has 302 caps. You've been warned. :D
We start out the episode with our favorite couple duo...
...plus one.
O_O
STOP LOOKING AT HIM LIKE THAT, BRENNAN. That sort of look should only be reserved for Booth.
Aww, Booth thought he could be with the cool crowd and call him Andrew, but he was denied. THAT'S OKAY, BOOTH. YOU ARE MUCH MORE ATTRACTIVE AND ALL AROUND AMAZING THAN MR. HACK-JOB.
I SAID STOP IT, BRENNAN.
Yay for compliments about Booth!
Boo for raining on Booth's parade, Brennan.
SHUT UP, HACK-JOB, IT'S NOT FUNNY.
BOOTH COULD WHIP YOUR ASS ANY DAY OF THE WEEK.
DAMMIT, BRENNAN, STOP. IT. RIGHT. NOW.
"Director Hacker wants to have sex with me."
*snort* Subtle, Brennan, subtle. And I love how Booth almost drops his pen. XD
And immediately tells Brennan to be polite and turn Hacker down. :P
I just really like this cap. :D
I love how Booth uses the Sweets/Daisy situation to talk more about Brennan needing to not accept Hacker's invitation to dinner.
Okay, I used to really be annoyed by Daisy (although I've always thought that her relationship with Sweets is adorable) but this scene COMPLETELY cracked me up and I don't find her so annoying anymore. XD The way she drops her voice is HILARIOUS, and the faces she makes in the episode are priceless. :P
FANGIRL!BRENNAN IS THE BEST THING IN THE WHOLE WIDE WORLD.
SEE? SEEEEEE? BEST THING EVER. I MEAN, SHE ACTUALLY SQUEES, YOU GUYS.
AND LOL AT DAISY'S EXPRESSIONS.
AND OMG I LAUGHED SO HARD AT ANGELA AND HODGINS REACTIONS:
:D
I LOVE HOW BOOTH SAYS ASSISTANT DIRECTOR HACKER'S NAME HERE LOL. He's so deliciously sarcastic.
GOOD JOB AT BEING NONCHALANT, BOOTH.
UH HUH, SURE, BOOTH. "STRICTLY PROFESSIONAL" MY ASS. Don't worry, bb, your time will come.
"You don't know who Britney Spears is, but you know this movie."
LOL
LOL BRENNAN JUST HAD A MINI FANGASM.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ONE OF MY VERY FAVORITE BRENNAN MOMENTS EVERRRRR. AND ANGELA'S EXPRESSION MAKES IT 10 BILLION TIMES BETTER. LOLOLOLOL.
She then goes back into fangasm mode and Angela is still concerned for her mental health.
BRENNAN IS SO TURNED ON LOL. FUCK, I TOTALLY AM. ACTION!BOOTH IN ANY FORM IS SWOON WORTHY.
Aww, poor Booth is getting old. *pets*
~BEWB INTERLUDE~
~BEWB INTERLUDE~
WE NOW RETURN TO OUR REGULARLY SCHEDULED PROGRAM
"The unrine of a red-headed boy."
"We need SO much more than that."
LMAO
"A red-headed boy PEED on her eye?"
LMAOLMAO
Booth TOTALLY got the Brennan Glare O' Death for insulting museums. XD
Awwww, Booth checked out Hack-Job because he wanted to learn about his competition. THERE IS NO COMPETITION, BOOTH. YOU WILL BE THE VICTOR AT THE END OF THIS LONG BATTLE.
Horrible, horrible analogy. I apologize.
WAY TO RUIN THE MOMENT, BRENNAN, GEEZ.
Can we just take a moment to admire the awesome that is Angela and Hodgins? I love seeing the two of them alone together because it reminds me of the good ol' days. I think they are slowly getting back into the swing of things...I mean, look at how he's looking at her in that last cap! :D
WHAT THE HELL IS SHE WEARING? ILU CAM, BUT THAT SHIRT THING HAS GOT TO GO.
IT PAINS ME TO CAP THIS NEXT SCENE, BUT IT MUST BE DONE.
BRENNAN, YOU ARE ABSOLUTELY ADORABLE, BUT IT WASN'T THAT FUNNY.
BOOTH AGREES.
AWWWW, YOU JUST COULDN'T HELP YOURSELF, COULD YOU, BRENNAN? I love that she loves that meatloaf story. <3
LOL SHUT UP MY THOUGHT BUBBLE IS PERFECTLY NORMAL LOOKING, IF A BIT POINTY.
I'M NOT AN ARTIST, OKAY.
OH, WHATEVER, BRENNAN, YOU BROUGHT BOOTH UP.
*GAGS*
SAVED BY THE TEXT MESSAGE.
I DON'T THINK I COULD BE ANY CLEARER WITH MY THOUGHTS ON THIS PARTICULAR SUBJECT.
I LOVE ANGELA.
"...but with Andrew there's the potential for sex."
"And not with Booth?"
WAY TO CHANGE THE SUBJECT...
...TWICE. And lol poor celibate Angela. Who wants to bet she's going to break her vow with Hodgins? ;)
Umm...Sweets? How could you not know that was a human brain? XD
AWWWW. I LOVE SWEETS. AND I LOVE CAM. AND I LOVE THIS SHOW. AND LOL BRAINS.
Friendship hugs are never awkward, Cam! :D
"You'll do it, Booth, you always do."
I LOVE THIS TINY MOMENT WAY MORE THAN I PROBABLY SHOULD. I CAN'T HELP IT. HER FAITH IN HIM AND THE LITTLE REASSURING PAT ON THE ARM IS SO ADORABLE.
Hee, Booth already knows what's coming.
"Bones doesn't feel the pressure to act or do or say anything that she doesn't want to, and no one, no one, can make her. That's what makes her...Bones."
OKAY THAT? THAT IS WHY I WANT TO MARRY THAT MAN. THE WAY HE SAYS "BONES" AND HIS LITTLE SMILE AND HOW HE'S BEING SO VERY SWEET TO THE MAN WHO IS DATING THE LOVE OF HIS LIFE AND HOW HE JUST GETS BRENNAN AND ASDJFHLKASDJFKLHASDFJH I WANT TO HAVE HIS BABIES.
LOOK AT HIS SMILE IN THAT LAST CAP. LOOK AT IT.
okay i'm done.
DAVID BOREANAZ PLAYS THIS NEXT SCENE SO AMAZINGLY WELL:
HE NEEDS A CUDDLE. *CUDDLES*
AND NOW FOR THE SCENE THAT ALMOST MADE ME PASS OUT FROM GLEE AND GUH:
OKAY, LET ME JUST SAY THAT I LOVE THE FACT THAT HE ACTUALLY BROUGHT AN EGG WITH HIM.
THE SHIT HATH HIT-ETH THE FAN.-ETH. (NAME THE MOVIE THAT QUOTE COMES FROM AND YOU WIN THE INTERNET)
ANGRY-BUT-CALM!BOOTH IS EXTREMELY HOT AND LOL AT BRENNAN'S MIMING.
"Why are you so upset?"
"Because, what goes on between us is ours."
*FLATLINES*
THE WAY HE SAYS THAT LINE (WHICH IS MY FAVORITE LINE OF DIALOGUE IN THE WHOLE WIDE UNIVERSE RIGHT NOW) IS JUST SO INTENSE AND IT KILLS ME EVERY SINGLE TIME I HEAR IT. MY HEART LITERALLY SKIPS A BEAT AND I GET THE WARM FUZZIES. HHHHNNNGGGGG.
That line is just so simple, yet says SO MUCH about Booth's feelings. GAH, AMAZING.
HE RESERVED THE MEATLOAF STORY FOR YOU, BRENNAN, BECAUSE HE ONLY TELLS ADORABLE STORIES LIKE THAT TO PEOPLE HE ~LOVES~.
Q: Could Emily and David have played this scene any better?
A: NO, THEY COULDN'T HAVE.
I mean, just LOOK at their expressions. Emily's transformation is AMAZING and David's stare conveys SO MUCH emotion.
GUH.
RANDOM: I love how he looks down at her arm after she touches him.
UMM HI, WHERE CAN I FIND A BOYFRIEND LIKE SWEETS? JUST LOOK AT HIM OMG HOW ADORABLE IS HE?
AND NOW THE SCENE THAT KILLED 5 MILLION FANGIRLS IN 2 MINUTES FLAT:
QUICK NOTE: THIS SCENE IS VRY VRY PRETTY.
LOL ~BEWBIES~
BOOTH APPRECIATES THE VIEW.
YES, BRENNAN, THIS IS WHAT I WAS TALKING ABOUT. RESERVE THOSE KINDS OF SMILES FOR BOOTH. You guys, she loves him so hard. <3
"I have to speak. I hate these things."
"What are you talking about, Bones? You're great at these things. Listen, you changed history. How many people can say that?"
"You can. Every arrest you make changes history. You make the world safer."
"With your help."
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ASDJFKDSJFHALKJSDKLJHKJHKLJLADS
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BRB DYING FROM THE LOVE.
Again, David and Emily are SPOT ON. They way they subtly move towards each other is PERFECT.
Aww, BOOTH. <3 Don't worry, Hack-Job won't come and ruin your night.
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE*
LOOK AT THEM. LOOK. KEEP LOOKING. LOOK AT BOOTH'S CROSS-EYED STARE RIGHT AS HE'S ABOUT TO KISS HER AND LOOK AT HOW HAPPY AND EXCITED BRENNAN LOOKS THAT HE IS GOING TO KISS HER.
THEY WERE TOTALLY GOING TO HAVE THEIR FIRST REAL KISS
EXCEPT
THIS HAPPENED. *FACEPALM*
I AGREE, BOOTH.
BUT THAT'S OKAY BECAUSE WE GOT ONE OF THE MOST ADORABLE LITTLE MOMENTS IN THE HISTORY OF ADORABLE LITTLE MOMENTS. (also, did this remind anyone else of the scene in The End in the Beginnin where Brennan does Booth's tie for him?)
ASDJHFALKJSHDFLKJAHSDFKLJH LOOK AT THEIR FACES
*happy sigh* Perfect ending to a (mostly) perfect episode.
:D
*this is literally the sound i made after first watching this scene. i was actually kicked out of my room by my roommate until i had calmed down some. even then, i could not control the face-hurting grin and flailiy movements when i returned.
SQUEE WITH ME, FANGIRLS. \o/