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Right, I haven't had a chance to see much of anyone the last week or so, so consider this me checking up on the family.
Charlie, I didn't get much chance to see Katie at hospital, but you know if you need me to come round for anything you've only got to ask. I figure my expert medical advice will be more meaningful than me sending you a bouquet of weedy flowers or something.
George, Fred. Seeing as you two are the most creative and brilliant and blah-mindless-flattery-blah-blah brothers I've got, tell me: how hard would it be to make up a batch of collars that look like the ones the Ministry's designed for werewolves? They don't have to actually do anything, just look exactly like the real ones. Help your favourite sister out.
Mum, dad: I'm thinking of developing a brilliant alcohol addiction. Talk me out of it.
Ron...
Actually,
[Private to Ron]
Ron. What's going on with you and Harry and Hermione? I've got him whinging in my ear about you. You alright? And if not why haven't you come to gripe to me about it yet? You're not keeping things from me, are you?
[/Private to Ron]
Now. I know I've been busy, and it's not likely to change anytime soon. But that doesn't mean I don't want updates on what's going on with my own family.
[Percy]
That means you too, you know.
Actually, I've got something of a favour to ask you. How busy are you these days?
[/Percy]