What are you happy about right now?
Are you kidding? It is the 19th of December and you have to ASK what I'm happy about?
I mean, Mr. Park sent me out tonight to pick up a few cards for clients and stuff and I found like a room full of
ornaments shaped like unicorns. I bought them for everybody on his list, and then for everybody on mine, nad I expensed the whole thing to Wolfram & Hart, because it totally extends corporate good will and helps the economy and stuff. And while I was at the mall, I saw like twenty-seven Santa Clauses and they were so cute, also the elves, and some of them totally weren't even stinky homeless people and as soon as I finish this post, I know exactly which one I'm going to go eat because what else are salvation army santas for? It's totally in the spirit of Christmas. And at the store they were playing N'Sync's Home for Christmas album all the way through; just one track after the other. SO MUCH JOY.
'Tis the season! Whatever 'tis means. I am totally wearing tinsel to work all week, and I have these earrings that play Jingle Bells I wish it was Christmas ALL YEAR!
Also, eggnog is totally good with a blood chaser.