No, Mr. James, I expect you to die.

Mar 12, 2007 13:17

Mr. James dies today.

I’ve put a contract out on him.

Mr. James is the name I have chosen to identify the rodent living under my bed.

I though mice were meant to be quiet and difficult to notice.

This one was loud, woke me up at 6;30.

No matter, I’ll get a trap today, so I can sleep in peace tomorrow.

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