Bosses who understand that you're really being a stealth bitch whenever you pull the dumb blonde/golly-gee Southern belle act on someone and, more importantly, think it's hilarious.

Also, holy shit. I'm just sayin', every time I go to a strip club I am blown away by what those women do. For tips. I especially love the "OMG LOOKIT!" way her ( Read more... )

Tuesdays are court days, so the interview rooms are crowded and I have to take my client to a room out of the sight-line of both reception and security. It is not, however, so crowded that the rooms to either side of me are occupied. (This is relevant because all interview rooms have clear partitions so people can see in and intervene if a ( Read more... )

I. Um. I sort of love my judge ( Read more... )

And, yes, stating that you used to be military and we won't get any money if you're in jail is threatening me, I don't care how much you tried to backtrack when I told you to get your ass out ( Read more... )

Today I took a file to my supervisor after finally giving up, because I had given the judge EVERY SINGLE DOCUMENT WE HAVE TO HANDLE THIS SITUATION and was about to cry ( Read more... )

1) I have not quit my job. I have earned the respect of the attorney that everyone warned me about. (It honestly wasn't that hard: she likes hard work and doesn't like bullshitters. Do one, don't do the other, and you're fine.) The judge is another matter entirely, but she's crazy. I thought it was me, because the things that were okay one day ( Read more... )

( Self-harm and eating disorders under the cut. )

For the next three days, anyway, because I don't start the new job until Tuesday. The exit interview was hilarious, as I was one of like, four different people quitting that day*, so the HR person was kinda frazzled. I'm getting paid for my vacation time**, but the HR person wasn't quite sure how rolling my retirement from one state agency to ( Read more... )

Um, barely ( Read more... )

Icon because I've been in a smutty mood lately, which means that I've been calling or texting Aud out of nowhere and intoning "Cock-suuuuuccccckkkkiiiiing!" like something out of a horror movie. Which is not a mood you want to carry into a fic, unless you're aiming of a specific kind of non-con kink for which I am not. But I am using it to get ( Read more... )