May 08, 2006 17:54
Oh my g you guys, today's S*P is totally Prydain Chronicles reference-tastic!
Yes. Now that that's out of my system, a recap of today, told through an imaginary dialogue with myself. Pretend there's some music playing in the background or something, it'll make it more exciting.
6:05AM:
"Why Rachel, is that your seventh tissue since you've awakened?"
"Why yes, yes it is, Rachel, how astute of you to notice."
6:30AM:
"So, not going to be getting to school today, huh?"
"No, I don't think so. I am, after all, at my twenty-fourth tissue, and I can feel a sneeze coming on..."
11:00AM:
"Aha, you've finally awakened from your slumber!"
"Yes, I have. Now, get me a tissue!"
12:30PM:
"Only three more hours until our appointment at the doctor. How are you feeling Rachel?"
"Oh, --" cough, cough "just fine thank you--" cough cough "but could we maybe venture to the tissue box?"
2:00PM:
"How relaxing, we've finally gotten around to watching that episode of House we taped this week."
"Yes, except I can't seem to understand what's going on, what with the sounds of my coughing and sneezing interrupting that bastion of wit and his merry wanderer of the night."
3:45PM:
"Finally, we're medicated!"
"Hooray, now get twelve tissues, a cough drop and a pin. I think my head is turning into a balloon!"
5:54PM
"Man, this entry is getting really stupid."
"Yeah, maybe we shouldn't post it."