Round Two!
Fandom: FFVIII
Pairing: Quistis/Xu
Rating: R
Word Count: 500
Prompt: Earth
Note: I maintain that Xu is slightly older than Quistis and something of a mentor, thus her role as coach in this drabble. And I know the rules of the comm don't encourage men watching women, but bear with me. Bear with Zone, rather. He's the pervert. Bonus point if you get the movie quote.
"Gentlemen, in my twenty two years of calling these fights, I have never seen a brawl like this!"
"Twenty two years, Watts? We just started this last Tuesday."
"Shh!"
"Sorry!"
"As I was saying, Pounding Princess Heartilly is neck-and-neck with our reigning cham-peen Instructor 'Talk to a Wall' Trepe! One hell of a fight isn't it, Zone?"
"They're covered in mud..."
"Our own Timber Terrorist has Trepe on her knees! Oh! I do believe we have a fight in the crowd! It looks like a group of shirtless men are brawling with the hometown boys in blue. Can you read what their chests say, Zone? I see a T and a P. Looks like one might be an R...Ooh! Never mind the crowd! Look at our ladies! Rampaging Rinoa has Trepe flat on her back and struggling for release!"
"Oh, does she ever..."
"And Trepe breaks free! For those of you listening at home, if you can even hear my voice over the crowd here tonight, the Blonde Bombshell has flipped this fight on its head!"
"She just...slipped between her legs..."
"I've never seen such passion! We're seeing one his-toric battle tonight! This is war!"
"Oh holy Hyne, her top came off..."
"And that's the bell!"
"Hips..."
" What a first round!"
"...those thighs. "
"The ladies are off to their corners and their coaches are giving them hell."
"...her nipples match her bikini..."
"But what's this? Has yet another fight broken out? Yes! It appears that Tenacious Trepe is in a full-on wrestling match with her coach! She has her pinned against the ropes and...and...Zone? I recognize that move! Is that what I think it is?"
"Yep, she's kissing her."
"But...the bell just rang for the second round..."
"I think they're more concerned with crossing second base right now, Watts."
"But...the fight! The crowd is leaving!"
"Some are taking pictures."
"There aren't supposed to be any cameras in the arena. Says so on the tickets..."
"Look! She's getting her clean again!"
"What's that in your hand?"
"This? Nothing!"
"That's a camera! You're recording this!"
"I am not!"
"You are too!"
"Hey! Give that back!"
"No! It's against regulations!"
"You threw it in the mud!"
"It's against the rules! Am I the only one around here that gives a shit about the rules?!"
"When that woman is making out with her coach while covered in mud? You're damn right, you're the only one!"
"That's it. Security! Security!"
"Shut up! Don't call them!"
"Secur...ah! There you are. Disciplinary Committee, please escort this man from the premises for recording without a press pass."
"Watts! Don't do this to me! Don't let them drag me out of here!"
"And when you've tossed him out, please see to those two. They're violating the terms agreed upon when they stepped into the ring."
"Watts, don't be stupid! It's mud wrestling!"
"Exactly. And the only wrestling they're doing is with their tongues. People don't pay to see that."
"I do!"
"Now that that's settled. Round two!"
Pairing: Quistis/Xu
Rating: R
Word Count: 500
Prompt: Earth
Note: I maintain that Xu is slightly older than Quistis and something of a mentor, thus her role as coach in this drabble. And I know the rules of the comm don't encourage men watching women, but bear with me. Bear with Zone, rather. He's the pervert. Bonus point if you get the movie quote.
"Gentlemen, in my twenty two years of calling these fights, I have never seen a brawl like this!"
"Twenty two years, Watts? We just started this last Tuesday."
"Shh!"
"Sorry!"
"As I was saying, Pounding Princess Heartilly is neck-and-neck with our reigning cham-peen Instructor 'Talk to a Wall' Trepe! One hell of a fight isn't it, Zone?"
"They're covered in mud..."
"Our own Timber Terrorist has Trepe on her knees! Oh! I do believe we have a fight in the crowd! It looks like a group of shirtless men are brawling with the hometown boys in blue. Can you read what their chests say, Zone? I see a T and a P. Looks like one might be an R...Ooh! Never mind the crowd! Look at our ladies! Rampaging Rinoa has Trepe flat on her back and struggling for release!"
"Oh, does she ever..."
"And Trepe breaks free! For those of you listening at home, if you can even hear my voice over the crowd here tonight, the Blonde Bombshell has flipped this fight on its head!"
"She just...slipped between her legs..."
"I've never seen such passion! We're seeing one his-toric battle tonight! This is war!"
"Oh holy Hyne, her top came off..."
"And that's the bell!"
"Hips..."
" What a first round!"
"...those thighs. "
"The ladies are off to their corners and their coaches are giving them hell."
"...her nipples match her bikini..."
"But what's this? Has yet another fight broken out? Yes! It appears that Tenacious Trepe is in a full-on wrestling match with her coach! She has her pinned against the ropes and...and...Zone? I recognize that move! Is that what I think it is?"
"Yep, she's kissing her."
"But...the bell just rang for the second round..."
"I think they're more concerned with crossing second base right now, Watts."
"But...the fight! The crowd is leaving!"
"Some are taking pictures."
"There aren't supposed to be any cameras in the arena. Says so on the tickets..."
"Look! She's getting her clean again!"
"What's that in your hand?"
"This? Nothing!"
"That's a camera! You're recording this!"
"I am not!"
"You are too!"
"Hey! Give that back!"
"No! It's against regulations!"
"You threw it in the mud!"
"It's against the rules! Am I the only one around here that gives a shit about the rules?!"
"When that woman is making out with her coach while covered in mud? You're damn right, you're the only one!"
"That's it. Security! Security!"
"Shut up! Don't call them!"
"Secur...ah! There you are. Disciplinary Committee, please escort this man from the premises for recording without a press pass."
"Watts! Don't do this to me! Don't let them drag me out of here!"
"And when you've tossed him out, please see to those two. They're violating the terms agreed upon when they stepped into the ring."
"Watts, don't be stupid! It's mud wrestling!"
"Exactly. And the only wrestling they're doing is with their tongues. People don't pay to see that."
"I do!"
"Now that that's settled. Round two!"