So Mom lives in a suburban ghetto (manicured lawns & the gangs drive late 90's pimped Acuras), & works at Child Protective Services for the COunty of San Diego. Since there are no sidewalks, I need a car to get around (this is California, yo), so she wakes me up at the crack of dawn to take her to pick up a county car so she can work & I can fuck ( Read more... )