If I were a Demon....
So, I was thinking about Supernatural. And the demons in Supernatural. And how when a person is possessed they are not likely to get past any pesky salt lines. That's gonna stop you in your tracks, right? And then NOTHING will get done.
I decided that if I were a demon, I would so totally carry a leaf-blower around with me. It would solve a lot of problems and save a lot of time. Salt line barring your way into a motel room? Just pull out the leaf-blower and WHOOSH. Gone. You now have a straight shot at any hottie Hunter; such as a Winchester.
Not saying I root for the bad guys in this case, but really....doesn't it make sense? Plus it would be hilarious.
Dean: *wakes up* Mmrf. Dude...what the hell is that sound?
Sam: *blearily* Is that...is that a leaf-blower?
Both: OH SHIT THE SALT LINE.
Demon: *busts in door* I'm evil, armed, and SO glad my meatsuit was a landscaper.
IT WOULD BE GREAT. CLASSIC!
.....I should write for Supernatural. It would be 5 times more retarded.
I decided that if I were a demon, I would so totally carry a leaf-blower around with me. It would solve a lot of problems and save a lot of time. Salt line barring your way into a motel room? Just pull out the leaf-blower and WHOOSH. Gone. You now have a straight shot at any hottie Hunter; such as a Winchester.
Not saying I root for the bad guys in this case, but really....doesn't it make sense? Plus it would be hilarious.
Dean: *wakes up* Mmrf. Dude...what the hell is that sound?
Sam: *blearily* Is that...is that a leaf-blower?
Both: OH SHIT THE SALT LINE.
Demon: *busts in door* I'm evil, armed, and SO glad my meatsuit was a landscaper.
IT WOULD BE GREAT. CLASSIC!
.....I should write for Supernatural. It would be 5 times more retarded.