Jun 10, 2013 17:57
A dolphin washed up on the beach on Monday morning.
Well, actually, that wasn't quite true: a dolphin made it halfway to the beach, before suddenly and inexplicably turning back into a blue girl, who flailed through the water using a very primitive approximation of the doggy paddle. That blue girl then washed up on the beach, where she spat out several mouthfuls of water and spluttered for three minutes straight.
Only then did she pick up what remained of her dignity and get up - only to lose said dignity almost immediately when she realized she was naked.
"Goddess!"
Sorry, Fandom, if you happened to catch sight of a blue blur streaking past you towards the dorms this morning. These things happened.
[[ mostly establishy, unless you really want to see her running past. ]]
what: dolphin?!?!