a voice post in which Jason is trolled by ghosts

[feverprophecy]

I need a young priest and an old priest.

[Things are thumping around and Jason sounds extremely irritated. There isn't anything else audible to anyone listening, but he can hear them; the people he's killed are pretty talkative, there are plenty of them, and they're all getting their poltergeist on.]I also need for the crazy lady who runs the

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[knowsthepeople]

What's going on? [Someone is stuck in Zero, he is not pleased. :|]

[feverprophecy]

How should I know?

[Something crashes in the background and Jason makes an annoyed "hhhh" sound.]

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[knowsthepeople]

Is this one of those "Tim's dead, everyone panic" but he's still around thing, oah are things really gettin' chucked at you?

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[feverprophecy]

Dead people are throwing shit at me. I'm going somewhere there's less stuff to throw. Anything happening to you?

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[knowsthepeople]

I'm stuck in Zero.

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[feverprophecy]

... what, you just run into an invisible wall when you try to leave?

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[knowsthepeople]

More or less.

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[feverprophecy]

Well, fuck. You want anything?

Especially if you want to be bombarded by books, this is the time to ask.

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[knowsthepeople]

I'm alright. The new guy - Kevin Flynn - brought me a sandwich and whatever. How are you doing?

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[feverprophecy]

Fine. I'm not gonna be killed by a bunch of ghosts who can barely heft a textbook.

[Well, he IS a little freaked out, but this is Jason; he's not letting it show.]

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[knowsthepeople]

You could always come camp out with me down here. [He's mostly kidding, but he also knows you're not a monster and being haunted has got to be pretty unsettling.]

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[feverprophecy]

Sure, I'll introduce you all.

[Hard to tell whether he's kidding or whether he's aware that no one else can actually see these ghosts.]

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[knowsthepeople]

I'd be honored. Grab another wahden and get them to let you down here.