a voice post in which Jason is trolled by ghosts

May 26, 2011 12:17

I need a young priest and an old priest.

[Things are thumping around and Jason sounds extremely irritated. There isn't anything else audible to anyone listening, but he can hear them; the people he's killed are pretty talkative, there are plenty of them, and they're all getting their poltergeist on.]

I also need for the crazy lady who runs the library not to kill me for the damaged books. Whatever's going on isn't my fault — shut up, jesus fucking christ, you could not find a whinier bunch of dead people.

[LOL THERE'S NO SOUND BUT THINGS HITTING THE WALLS AND SHIT...]

Yeah, I know I killed you, I was there when I did it! And I'm not fucking sorry, what're you gonna do, kick my ass? Kinda hard when you're insubstantial, isn't it?

Fuck this.

[AND HE'S OUT. Feel free to encounter Jason somewhere on board being followed by lots of angry ghosts, and being bombarded with random objects that aren't secured. He has a black eye already.]

no attacking the darkness, space prison is nothing like i imagined, at least nobody vomited, an afternoon trollothon, rocks fall everyone dies, [game: lastvoyages]

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