Hmmm.

[fever_sleeve]

I'm hott. Almost as hott as that Jeff dude...

but he is way hotter than anyone else alive. I could never compare. I'm probably the second

hottest person alive though. That's probably why Jeff loves me so much. I'm like the next best thing to looking

in a mirror for him. But anyway, Jeff really loves me a lot. That's why he does things like post

in my journal while pretending to be me. Anyway, since I'm like the coolest fucking person alive, I've got

better things to do right now than sitting around and making silly posts. And by better things, I mean making love to my hott-ass

boyfriend who loves more dearly. Thats all.

--hmmm

yeah that's right.