Meme of random
Ganked from trianakvetch.
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last month I saved a busload of nuns in Angola (326 points). In October I stole mackensen's purse (-30 points). In March I gave elgatoneun a Dutch Oven (-10 points). In November I donated bone marrow to tallantros in a life-saving procedure (300 points). Last Thursday I committed genocide... Sorry about that, amireal (-5000 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-4414 points). For Christmas I deserve a lump of coal!
Sincerely,
ferret_kitty
Genocide? Really? Man, and I was doing so well until then. *hangs head in shame*
So... out of curiousity, I did it again.
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In March I farted in an elevator (-6 points). In May I committed genocide... Sorry about that, ceasardoesjapan (-5000 points). In July I bought porn for shimmercat2 (10 points). In April I donated bone marrow to celluloid_tears in a life-saving procedure (300 points). In August I invaded Iraq, broke it, and couldn't glue it back together before Mom got home (-1012 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-5708 points). For Christmas I deserve a moldy sandwich!
Sincerely,
ferret_kitty
Seriously, though, what's with the genocide. And Iraq was totally not my fault.
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last month I saved a busload of nuns in Angola (326 points). In October I stole mackensen's purse (-30 points). In March I gave elgatoneun a Dutch Oven (-10 points). In November I donated bone marrow to tallantros in a life-saving procedure (300 points). Last Thursday I committed genocide... Sorry about that, amireal (-5000 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-4414 points). For Christmas I deserve a lump of coal!
Sincerely,
ferret_kitty
Genocide? Really? Man, and I was doing so well until then. *hangs head in shame*
So... out of curiousity, I did it again.
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In March I farted in an elevator (-6 points). In May I committed genocide... Sorry about that, ceasardoesjapan (-5000 points). In July I bought porn for shimmercat2 (10 points). In April I donated bone marrow to celluloid_tears in a life-saving procedure (300 points). In August I invaded Iraq, broke it, and couldn't glue it back together before Mom got home (-1012 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-5708 points). For Christmas I deserve a moldy sandwich!
Sincerely,
ferret_kitty
Seriously, though, what's with the genocide. And Iraq was totally not my fault.