Merry Day of Birthing Celebration to Some People
Because some people are probably asleep right now due to sillily still living on the east coast and there is a three hour time difference, I will now wish to Some People that they have a Happy Birthday. Your gift is that I shall give you a happy thought by mentioning something awesome, thereby making you think of it. Kittens + Army of Darkness = Army of Kittens! I have decided to make this into a movie, and it will be really sweet. It will be about this human who goes to the store to get his cat some cat food, but when he gets there he decides to buy the cheap stuff instead of the good stuff, and in retribution a hoarde of kittens swarms him, and then burns down the grocery store, and while the twon is aflame a pterydactyl flies by with a kitten mewing in a laughing manner manically riding it. So, in conclusion, have a happy birthday.