SLEEEPPPPPP
Apparently I need sleep function correctly in society. I have determined that a lack of it makes me a really mean lifeguard AKA I enforce the rules a little harder and make them behave then maybe make them leave. Except for the Fing pool rats which will stay until the pool frickin' closes.
Seriously. GET YOUR FING KID AND GO HOME. They have been here since the pool has opened. They to eat something other than sugar.
Which brings me to another point. I DON'T CARE IF YOUR CHILD IS OVER 6 AND IS LEVEL 4 AND CAN LEGALLY COME TO THE POOL.
I AM NOT YOUR BABYSITTER. Your child is so excited when you come to the pool and swim with them! I remember being a kid that was the coolest shit ever and you got to show off! In another point is that by watching how your child interacts with other kids will inform you a lot about how they are as a person. AND IF I HAVE TO YELL AT THEM EVERY OTHER MINUTES YOU MAY WANT TO TALK TO THEM YOURSELF.
Wheewww. Glad that is off my chest.
Bad part is that I have another month and half of this horseshit.
At least it pays...
<3
Milly