I got this from my coworker, "Marlok," because I made him type it up and mail it over after he told me the story over our traditional cup of morning coffee. Marlok has one child with his wife and, until somebody gets sterilized, doesn't want to risk another kid. He works long hours like I do and several health conditions generally leave him ( Read more... )

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For the inpatient, skip forward to 3:14.

I blame points.

Feren, any time I think I'm the most miserable, pissed-off person on the planet I just visit your cube. Then I feel better for the rest of the day.
-- Coworker "TP"