Things I learned today
1. The rather pleasant folky tune that I named my (in-progress) Etsy store after? Has words, it turns out, and they are genuinely obscene:
Come listen to my tale of woe
It happened many years ago
When cunts were wide, and cocks hung low
In hoary old Jerusalem.
That's the first verse. It doesn't improve. Oops.
2. If you're curvy, and it's late summer, and you're trying to buy something pretty to wear to a friend's wedding and you're not allowed to wear black or any bright colours - nope. Not gonna happen. THERE ARE NO CLOTHES IN THE SHOPS. D:<
3. I like stout. This will not help re: point 2.
Come listen to my tale of woe
It happened many years ago
When cunts were wide, and cocks hung low
In hoary old Jerusalem.
That's the first verse. It doesn't improve. Oops.
2. If you're curvy, and it's late summer, and you're trying to buy something pretty to wear to a friend's wedding and you're not allowed to wear black or any bright colours - nope. Not gonna happen. THERE ARE NO CLOTHES IN THE SHOPS. D:<
3. I like stout. This will not help re: point 2.