Deathly Hallows uberwank: Chapter 11, The Bribe
OBI-WAN: You were the chosen one! It was said that you would destroy the Sith, not join them. You were to bring balance to the Force, not leave it in darkness.
ANAKIN SKYWALKER: I hate you!
OBI-WAN: You were my brother, Anakin. I loved you.
- Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith
( Lose yourself in the music, the moment, you own it, you better never let it go (da ding da ding da ding) )
ANAKIN SKYWALKER: I hate you!
OBI-WAN: You were my brother, Anakin. I loved you.
- Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith
( Lose yourself in the music, the moment, you own it, you better never let it go (da ding da ding da ding) )
HAHAHAAH same reaction here. i'm pretty sure i yelled something like "oh god i can't believe you put your dick in her". i'm not a het hater or anything, but the idea of remus and tonks having sex is... urgh...
and Harry sees "the shadow of the wolf upon his human face" which I can't decide if I like or not. I think mostly it sounds like the sort of cliche that shows up in MWPP-era fic (up there with mating for life, "amber orbs" for eyes and Lily's gaydar)
ugh, for real. i'm so tired of remus struggling against the influence of TEH WOLF or whatever.
Oh, and he says, "My kind don't usually breed", which makes me wonder:
i talked about this with oddsbobs on my lj, because i just couldn't believe that *nobody* in the wizarding world knew if lycanthropy was hereditary or not. how come they weren't told about it in DADA class? how could *remus* not know? he's been a werewolf for, like, 30 years and it didn't come up, even once? it just sounds like a stupid, inbelievable and absurd ( ... )
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That doctor sounds like a tool. I hope you, like, stamped on his/her hands and then said, "Oh noes, that must have been caused by your traumatic childhood, here, have some topaz".
I agree with you on Remus joining the trio for the Quest - if he had to go through the whole stupid thing with Tonks, it might have been nice to actually see it rather than just getting told later, "Yah they got back together, nothing more to see here". Dumb. I hate the ship too, but I also hate that he hates it too and in hating it he's nothing like the Remus I liked in earlier books.
I dunno. Right now I'm just way too excited about Dumbledore and also incredibly hungover to construct a proper argument. :P
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(This is one of those times when I wonder if maybe sticking with Harry's POV most of the time is a little too restrictive.)
it is, sometimes. specially since harry's a bit of an... oblivious, self-absorbed idiot. :D oh harry. you're such a teenage boy.
In the light of recent news I have suddenly become interested in Dumbledore's backstory, but up until about half an hour ago my interest was pretty much zero too.
nah... i thought the gay!dumbles revelation was cool, but i'm still pretty uninterested.
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oblivious, self-absorbed idiot
Harry in a nutshell, my friend. Have an order of Merlin or something. :P
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