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Jump Street: Orpheus (except not really so much like Orpheus at all no)
DOUG: Are you going to break up with your girlfriend?
TOMMY: I dunno. I guess.
DOUG: I think you should. Because I want to suck your cock.... think you'd be happier with me... am sick of hearing how you're always about to break up with her! And you said there's "no passion."
::hovers expectantly::
TOM: I talk about it a lot?
DOUG: All the freaking time! For real! Haven't you been watching the previous epis-- Oh. Nevermind...
TOM: Um, okay. But I think I will break up with her.
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TOM: ::fails to break up with her::
GIRLFRIEND: ::shot dead::
TOM: ::fails to stop shooter:: NOOOO!
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DOUG: Man, I'm sorry about your girlfriend. It must be hard, especially since you just broke up with her--
TOM: I didn't break up with her.
DOUG: You didn't?
TOM: No. I was in love with her. We were very happy together.
::walks away with a dopey smile::
DOUG: ...
IOKI: ...
DOUG: Man, was that weird or what?
IOKI: Totally weird. Everyone knows he was in love with you. they were having trouble.
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PSYCHIATRIST: Doug, can you tell me how much time you and Tom spend together?
DOUG: ::MOST DEFENSIVE CHAIR STANCE EVER:: Why do you want to know?
PSYCHIATRIST: I just want to get a feel for your relationship.
DOUG: We don't have a relationship! We're just friends!
PSYCHIATRIST: ...
DOUG: Can I go now? What are you writing down?!
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TOM: ::goes crazy::
HOFFS: ::tattles to Fuller::
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TOM: ::takes off pants::
FANGIRLS: ::quickly acquire Tom's awesome tape-rewinding skills::
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GIRLFRIEND: ::mostly forgotten::
TOM: ::watches her death tape again::
FULLER: Why are you acting this way? I *know* you didn't love her.
TOM: I didn't love her when she was alive. But now that she's dead, I really love her. Really.
FULLER: ::creeped out:: Is this like Video Girl Ai?
TOM: ::blissful smile::
FULLER: I know where the killer is, but if I tell you, you have to promise me not to go hunt him down.
TOM: You have my word.
TOM AND FULLER: ::eyefucking::
FULLER: If you betray me, things will never be the same between us.
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TOM: ::betrays him::
KILLER: ::totally pwned::
FULLER: ::soulful look:: Good job, Hanson. You did everything a good cop is supposed to.
Man how ambiguous is Fuller? "Never be the same?" Is that good or bad? And is anyone else hearing an unspoken "BUT" on the end of that last sentence?
Numb3rs 202 was gay like a gay bunny rabbit.
I just *like* the relationships on this show.
First, the Charlie/Amita was cute, even though annoying how much they overthought everything. She had less hair-of-death this episode too. And she was SMART YAY SMARTER THAN CHARLIE HAH.
Oh, and Charlie + Fractal Vegetable = OTP Theirloveissovegetarian.
Striding boldly onward, we come to our old favorite, Charlie/Don.
DON: A little brother can definitely be a trigger [for atypical behavior]. Trust me.
Yes Don, we will trust you in all your brotherfucking experience thanks.
Finally there was the Charlie/Larry Nirvana. <333
CHARLIE AND LARRY: ::bickerbicker::
DON: Aw, you're not having a little lover's spat are you?
It's obvious they are, so they ignore him and
CHARLIE AND LARRY: ::continue to bicker::
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CHARLIE: I blew my date with Amita because we couldn't talk about anything but math.
LARRY: Who says you have to talk about anything other than math?
CHARLIE: You mean like the fun, math-happy date we're on right now? Really?
LARRY: Yes.
CHARLIE: Geek love!
LARRY: ::softly:: Hey, no better kind.
OMG could they *get* any more obvious? Put this episode together with the Chess Conversation of Larry Being Auditioned As A Son-in-Law, and you have quite an effective case for the Charlie/Larry. I think it's a cute pariting, definitely, but I'm still partial to the Charlie/Don, even if that pairing's happily-ever-after is highly unlikely and definitely fraught.
I just like how they're developing all these relationships. And even though I don't like the "Rescue Me" chick, and miss Terry, at least Don mentioned her. Terry as a character created such an interesting dynamic with the brothers. Waaah. Wade come back! I finally learn your new character's name and you leave!
This episode of Veronica Mars was manipulative like the ending of Lions of Al-Rassan, but I loved it anyway.
My reaction:
OMGOMGOMGOMG
OH MY GOD YAY YAY YAY LOOOOOOGAAAAAAN!
OMG PRETTY BLOOD PRETTY.
Deputy Dog! No!
Veronica. NO! VERONICA! DON'T BREAK UP WITH HIM!
OMG WOOOOOOOOOOBIE LOGAN OMG OMG OMG OMG!!!! <3333
POOR BABY LOGAN.
Yes Duncan cuteness, but I need more angst for me to like Duncan. He was *much* too happy. Boring bland boy. Show some edge like you were before.
Weevil and Veronica YAY. Their friendship is SO CUTE.
Wow, uh, Cordelia. Looking...good. Much better than late seasons Angel. Uh, is she supposed to be their *biological* mother? Oh... Logan, you manwhore. *I* know that you're only lonely because everyone has abandoned or betrayed you, but I think this will cause problems for you later.
Dear Logan,
Please try not to turn into psycho ex stalker boy. I love you Logan. But you need to make up with Weevil and Duncan. You would have done the same to Weevil if you had thought he killed Lily. And Duncan is your lover best friend. You need to have hot sweaty mansex kiss and make up. With Veronica too. Yay.
::is happy at the concept::
::uses OT3 icon in honor of the occasion::
I, uh, think I need to go read some more good OT3 VM fics now...
I WANT SERENITY. NOW.
I admire everyone's respect for Serenity and desire to boost its ticket sales, but all you pirates need to give me a copy to download now. It's not my fault I can't pay to go see it in Japan. We don't even have an official release date over here yet! ::criez:: Singapore, the only Asian date announced, is in *January*. Boy and I were joking about flying the 10 or so hours to Australia to catch Serenity. It is NOT FAIR that everyone in America gets to see it just after I leave! I AM SO JELUS OMG. What about if I pay for a ticket in VA, then will you give me a copy to download? Seriously, I *need* to see this movie. Plus, I'll lose all of my geek cred if I don't. ::weeps copiously::
Real picturey updates to follow.